3 | GOD, KAREN!

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LOST IN THE SUPERMARKET - THE CLASH

The rest of the night it was almost magical, running around the city while pissing off older people

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The rest of the night it was almost magical, running around the city while pissing off older people. We decided to start saying dumbass stuff loudly to weird people out.

"GOD, Karen! I told you to stop paying male strippers to come to church with you!" He said with a straight face, throwing his arms in the air.

"Well I'm sorry, that I think those attractive men need the guidance of our lord and saVIOR JESUS CHRIST!" I retorted, surprised I could come up with such a fast and funny answer.

People laughed at us and some other older folks sent us scowls. We slid into an alleyway, laughing our asses off.

Our laughter started to die down, "I have an idea." He took my hand and started walking at a face pace down the sidewalk, "Slow down! I have tiny legs." I whined. He stopped, turned around, and threw me over his shoulder and continued walking fast. I didn't mind it though, I like any sort of contact with him, honestly.

He put me down once we were outside the door of an abandoned Chuck E. Cheese.

*phoebe buffay voice* oh no.

"This is terrifying." I said, slightly standing behind him, holding onto the sleeve of his leather jacket.

"I know." He smirked, still looking inside the glass door.

I saw an animatronic through the window, ewwww..

"Are we going in?" I asked nervously.

"Yep." He smiled, opening the door.

"W-Wait!" I spoke, pulling him back.

"What?"

"I hope you know that I'm gonna be clutching onto you the whole time we're in there."

"That's the point, baby." He grinned while leaning down to kiss me.

I sighed and we both walked in, hand in hand. The place had been abandoned for quite some time, I'd heard rumors about this place being haunted. Not to mention that it had tons of kids here and then one day they just shut down.

The fur on the animatronics was dirty, some parts were missing, half of one's insides was exposed. terrifying. We walked around the building at a slow pace, I was holding onto his arm tightly. I looked behind me and saw one of the animatronic's eyes staring at me from the stage. I fucking screamed, then burying my face in his chest. He laughed, "Aw, shh." He wrapped his arms around me and kissed the top of my head.

A minute or two later I looked up at him.

"O-One of their eyes was staring at me!" I whisper-shouted.

He looked behind him, then back at me with a laugh. "Babe, none of them are staring."

I furrowed my eye brows and leaned over to see none of them looking this way. that's scary.

"B-But.." I stuttered, dumbfounded.

He laughed again, it was so sexy, it almost calmed my anxiety ;)

We kept walking around the probably demon infested building. Even though I was completely opposed to it. About an hour in, we finally exited.

"That was fucking terrifying." I pouted my lips, holding onto him as we walked.

"It wasn't that terrifying." He smirked. God, his voice is intoxicating.

"You and I have extremely different conceptions of terrifying." I laughed.

At two am, I figured I should probably be getting home soon. My mom is probably worried like hell anyway.

He walked me to my front door and we just stood there, I was holding both of his hands as we stared in each other's eyes. I didn't want our time together to end at all.

"I don't wanna leave you." I whined, my hands now on his shoulders as his arms were now wrapped around my waist. He did a deep hum and pulled me closer, tucking some of my hair behind my ear, I felt his cold rings brush my skin lightly. "We can hangout tomorrow." He said, looking into my eyes with a tiny smile. i really wanted to fangirl but kept it cool. "Okay." I grinned, looking up at him. "I'll pick you up at one." He said. I nodded in agreement.

"Well, I'll see you tomorrow." I said, leaning up and giving him a kiss, then separating from his embrace to open my door.

"See you tomorrow." He smirked, I saw him eye me up and down before going back to his car.

wow.

I ran up to my bedroom and despite how late it was I called Avery anyway.

"Sam? It's two fucking am." She groaned.

"Don't act. I know your ass hasn't been sleeping." I smirked.

"Fuck, you got me."

"Mhm... so guess what just happened."

"What? Jimi Hendrix came back to life and you fell in love with him?" She giggled.

"Honestly, better."

"Woaaaahhh, better than Jimi?" She said excitedly.

"I went on a date with Slash." I practically squealed.

She freaked out, and after I calmed her down I started talking about him.

"God, Ave. He's so gorgeous, and sweet, I could cry over it." I gushed.

"You? Samantha Vaughan? Crying?! That's unheard of!"

"I know, I am one stone cold bitch. What can I say?"

"But seriously, I think I'm in love with this man." I added, twirling the phone chord while daydreaming about him.

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