The cover was made by the awesome @-Sitarday- !!!
Basically what the title says. Rated mature because of some language.
Note: This was inspired by my friend Kylie. Kylie, if you ever read this, please don't murder me for how bad this is.
So Christmas is over. Which means new year's is near.
(By the way, if you want to know, my most obscure Christmas gifts were a fedora, a pantyhose, and a book called 'The Perfect Perm". It was insulting.)
If you noticed from the title, I'd like to talk about new year's resolutions. And me. Because I never actually keep them (like every single person in the world).
Me in December 2017: I'm totally going to actually move my bum off the couch and go to the gym, starting January!
Me in January 2018: Screw this, I'm watching Sherlock and eating all of those jellybabies.
Me in February 2018: Yeah, I didn't need to go to the gym, I have a great metabolism.
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Heck yes I do.
Anyway. Back to what I was talking about. You know, I really do get carried away.
So you get the point? I can never keep any of my new year's resolutions. And this year, I wanted to change that. So my new year's resolution is: Never make new year's resolutions. That way, I won't have to actually do anything.
