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Edward and Ricky are hunting, when Ricky keels over. Frantic, Edward dials 911 on his cell phone and blurts, "My friend just dropped dead! What should I do?"

A soothing voice at the other end says, "Don't worry, I can help. First, let's make sure he's really dead."

After a brief silence, the operator hears a shot. Then Edward comes back to the phone. "Okay," he says nervously to the operator. "What do I do next?"

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