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Wandering around a fairgrounds, a man enters a fortune-teller's tent for a laugh. "I see you're the father of two," says the seer, gazing into her crystal ball.

"Ha! That's what you think," says the man scornfully. "I'm the father of three."

"Ha" says the fortune-teller. "That's what you think."

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