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Enjoy the chapter, and you perverts out there are welcome.
I was putting my stuff in my locker when Lacey cornered me with a dirty smirk on her face.
I turn to her with a weary expression.
“I know that smirk.” I conclude “Penis is involved.”
Her eyes shine and her smirk widens as she nods her head “Yes but good penis. The best penis we will never have the fortune of seeing or touching.”
I furrowed my brows in confusion, slightly amused by her cryptic talk.
“I can honestly say I have no clue what you're talking about.”
She reaches into her handbag and pulls out two tickets, handing them to me whilst basically bouncing on the spot with excitement. I look at the tickets and my eyes widen in excitement.
Two cinema tickets.
To see Magic Mike.
A film about male strippers.
Starring Channing Tatum, Alex Pettyfer and Matthew MConaughey. Three of the most beautiful men I have ever seen, three of the men that have been responsible for many of my self-inflicted orgasms.
In one film.
Where they take their clothes off.
“Oh you are the best friend ever!” I exclaim while wrapping my arms around her and pulling her in a tight hug.
She pulls away and is full on grinning at me “We have been stalking this film since we caught the scent that they were making it. I’ve had the tickets pre booked for about 4 months now. That…” she drifts off, shaking her head seriously as she places one hand over her heart “…is how much of a dedicated pervert I am.”
I laugh as I stare at her with pure love and devotion in my eyes. Ever since we saw the trailer to this a few months back Lacey and I have been obsessed with this film.
MALE FREAKING STRIPPERS!
If I was in charge of the Oscars, every single one would be given to this film. And bear in mind I haven’t even seen it yet, you can tell how much I am obsessed with this film.
I bundle a bunch of stuff in my locker, forgetting what I was putting away after getting distracted with the cinema tickets and begin to walk outside with Lacey. We had just finished school, and I was incredibly impressed with the both of us considering neither of us have been sent to the head teachers office, been yeld at or set fire to anything.
All in all, it was a quiet day.
“So, the plan is I come and pick you up at about 8 tonight, we go and get snacks and enough fizzy drinks to bloat us like pregnant women and proceed to watch this masterpiece of a film.” Lacey fills me in, and I'm nodding my head with everything she is saying. She brought the tickets, she could be telling me I’d have to watch the film naked covered in peanut butter and I would still be nodding in agreement.
We walk out towards the car park of the school, both of us in the middle of conversation laughing about some remark that Lacey made about throwing her entire bank balance at Channing Tatum if she was him at a strip club. Even if he didn’t work there.
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Mia Hastings was never one to follow the rules. Her brother knew it, her best friend knew it. Everyone knew it. She lives for the moment, doing whatever she feels and thinking of the consequences later. Her main goal in life is to live it. Mia’s br...