I Almost Die Too Many Times... D;

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I woke up the next by myself. Looking around my room I didn't see Naruto or Jiraiya, must have been scared to wake me up again. I quickly took a shower and got dressed, of course i'm a total shower singer so I spent about twenty minutes in the shower going like this:

MY HUMPS! MY HUMPS MY LOVELY LADY LUMPS! CHECK IT OUT!

I don't exactly have the best attention span, I glanced at the clock to see it was 6:23. Grabbing two peaches and ran out the door to the training grounds. I bumped into somebody and fell down.

"You should really watch where you're going." Looking up I saw Shino holding out a hand for me. I grabbed it and he helped me up.

"Well, you know how sexy the Leaf Village's ground is." I said, Shino sweat dropped a bit.

"How can an inanimate object be sexy?" He asked.

"Simple, you're like 'Wow, that vase over there is pretty sexy' and that's how inanimate objects are sexy." I stated, then he sweat dropped more and was lost for words.

"...Why are you in such a hurry anyways?" Asked Shino after he finally found words to say.

"I have to train so I don't die during the next exam! I don't want my opponent to kill me!" I said crying a river of tears.

"Then why don't you just drop out if you're so afraid of dying then?" He asked looking at me suspiciously.

"BAKA! You can't do that during a real fight on a mission! While you're fighting some one and you're about to die you can't be like 'I quit, don't you dare throw that last kunai at me! Ahh! Jack Wagon.'. Wait, that'd be hilarious! Even though I would probably die it would be hilarious." I said, Shino nodded in agreement.

"So where you going you sexy bug you? Get it! Bug, cause you know." I said with a wink then cracked up while I saw him turn a slight shade of pink.

"If you must know i'm off to train. So, good bye." He said then walked away. I started skipping towards the training grounds. I started to walk so I could eat my peaches.

That was the most i've ever talked to Shino. He's fun to embarrass, almost as fun as Rock Lee. >;D

"NARUTO! TRY HARDER!"

"I AM! MAYBE IF YOU STOPPED SPYING ON THE LADIES IN THE BATH AND PAID ATTENTION TO ME I WOULD GET BETTER!"

"IT'S RESEARCH!"

"FOR WHAT?!" Yelled Naruto, I decided then to join the conversation.

"It's research for his next book." I said, Naruto still looked pissed, Jiraiya looked at me then smirked at Naruto.

"See? Mika gets that I write novels." Said Pervy Sage still smirking.

"Yep! His next book is called 'I'm Old, Creepy,  And Lonely So I'll Peep On Girls At Hot Springs.' " I said, which caused Naruto to crack up and Jiraiya to get a vein on his head.

"I am not old, creepy, or lonely!" He yelled at me.

"Mmmmhmm!" I said snapping my fingers in an S formation, his left eye started twitching.

"Just get back to working on summoning." He said, then walked away. Naruto and I spent hours working on the summoning jutsu, at lunch we still had not made any progress.

"I can't believe you guys haven't made any progress! You're going to die in the next exam if you can't even do this!" Pervy Sage was yelling at us and was making a speech on how great ninja should be able to do this.

"What if i'm not a great ninja? What if i'm just a ninja that's just there for show, like a trophy wife but instead a trophy ninja." I said looking at him with chibi eyes.

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