This is just gay fluff. This was requested and is also a thanks to Almighty, because she believed I'd do well in my Geography and English essays, and we made a bet on it. Now, I only have gotten my Geography results and it was very good, a grade 2 effort which means excellent. Now I have to wait for the English ones next week.
Thank you all for your support, and for 4.1K reads on this book!
ALSO NO MY FAMMMMM--
"Hey, bro?" Ram called from the kitchen, as Kurt glanced up. They were doing a project for their CP teacher, and it was taking care of a doll as if it were their actual kid. The lighter-haired boy sighed.
"I- uh... The baby's on fire.." Kurt instantly took that the wrong way, grunting a little.
"I know Mac's hot, but you and I are gay and dating," He reminded him, as Ram huffed, but chuckled at his misunderstanding.
"No, Kurtsy! I mean the doll!"
"Oh," He laughed in embarrassment, walking into the kitchen. The doll, was indeed on fire, "Now how the Hell did this happen?" He asked, a little concerned, but he didn't exactly care about the subject at all, watching the small toy char and ignite in even more flames.
"Uh, well, I may have been scared by Duke and I dropped my lighter on the thing, oops," Kurt laughed, before reaching into the cupboard, "Dude, what are you-" He pulled out a bag of marshmallows, and then grabbed two forks, sticking a marshmallow on both of them, and handing one to a heavily confused Ram. Though, he soon joined Kurt as the two teens roasted their marshmallows over a burning doll.
Ah, true love.
Kurtsy: Ram, why is your middle name Jon?
WoodenRam: Because my parents hated me, bro. An' I got bullied for it.
Kurtsy: ...who bullied you?
WoodenRam: bro no-
"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH-" Kurt suddenly yelled, only because he allowed boredom to take over. Luckily, Ram knew what to do, appeared behind Kurt on the couch.
"WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA?!" He smirked down at Kurt, "KURTBOB KELLYPANTS!"
"Ram what the Hell-"
I don't know what the Hell this is. I'm sorry, I'm sweaty and tired, okay?
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Heathers Oneshots! (REQUESTS OPEN!)Fanfiction
Basically, this is either Canon X Canon or X Reader, I also take requests, so lemme know in the comments! Whatever AU, and any character from the MUSICAL. Heathers: The Musical - Kevin Murphy, and Laurence O'Keefe. Cover Art - MiddaySlice