HEY YO' WESTERBURG!
This chapter is dedicated to the birthday boi, my doggo-
Happy birthday to my doggo, Rusty! He's turning ten today, as it is now the 27th over here. It's also five in the morning, I woke up at four, and I have school in like, two hours lmao.
Slushieboi: Our love is God..
Veronica tilts her head, confused. She may have backed up too far.
SawyerVero: yelling What? I can't hear you!
J.D looks annoyed, and he presses detonate instead of waiting. He blows up.
Slushieboi: FUCK YOU, RON!
SawyerVero: Well that was just a personal attack…
Dukie: Hey, Chan, have you wondered why Veronica climbed through J.D's window, but not yours?
Duke turns around to find Chandler scaling Veronica's house to get to her window.
Dukie: Aren't you scared of heights?
Chan-Chan: I'LL TAKE MY CHANCES- OH SHIT THAT'S HIGH.
SawyerVero: Get off my property! Heather stop trying to pull a Veronica.
SawyerVero: walking into J.D's house let's bang.
L A T E R…
Slushieboi: later, walking into Veronica's house bang bang.
SawyerVero: fuck me J.D!
L A T E R…
SawyerVero: fuck you, J.D-
Macaroon: Ron, you're so fucking oblivious.
SawyerVero: wait, my name was legally changed?
Dukie: fuck you, v. You know what we mean.
SawyerVero: When and where?
Duke is furiously blushing and she slams the room door.
Dukie: Mac, where are you? We're waiting outside your damn house.
Macaroon: SUCC MY CLIT YOU MOTHERSHITTING DIPSHIT!
Chandler snorts from the front of the Porsche.
SawyerVero: she's on.
Dukie: heavy sigh Mac, I-
Macaroon: i want to die.
Slushieboi: Learned from the best.
Duke and Chandler gasp.
Both: IT'S ALIVE!
Slushieboi: am offended.
Macaroon: Dukie i have a fork come here-
(This is a conversation that I had with my friend two days ago. I'm Chandler, and she's 'Ronica.)
It was just after lunch, and Veronica and Chandler were on their way to Geography, one of Chandler's personal favourites, only because she finds it easier. She and the brunette was just talking, and she'd zoned out when they were separated, “Yeah, it was great.” Veronica spoke, and Chandler had misheard her completely.
“I'm sorry, what?” The blonde spoke up, looking over at her.
“I heard, ‘That's rape!’ from you.” Chandler burst out laughing while she explained. Veronica snorted, laughing along with her.
“No I didn't! I said, ‘that's great’! Oh my God, pfft-” The brunette giggled. Chandler smirked.
(This was yesterday, in Science.)
They had just finished the experiment, and they were waiting to be told what to do next. Mac giggled at Veronica, who giggled aswell.
“I like how I moved here, and sir acknowledged my movement, he just doesn't care,” Veronica spoke, laughing a little.
“No one cares about you, Ron,” Mac laughed after, implying it was a joke. Veronica laughed, grinning.
“Aw, Ron, I care about you. That's rape!” Chandler burst out laughing while Veronica caught on, mimicking her. Mac looked confused, but eventually realised what they meant ten minutes later and burst out laughing with a grin, ending up in detention for it.
SawyerVero: how ya doin?
SawyerVero: I'm fine.
SawyerVero: I lied..
SawyerVero: I ' m d y i n g i n s i d e .
Dukie: Vero it's two in the morning you litttle bitc--
Macaroon: I'ma do an internet!
Mac presses one button on the keyboard. It opens full screen on YouTube.
Macaroon: w o a h h h h h !
SawyerVero: wELL I'M GONNA DO A BOOK!
She punches her diary. Nothing happens.
SawyerVero: a w .
L A T E R . . .
Chan-Chan: You know, I honestly thought she meant banging the book.
Dukie: What the fuck.
Macaroon: somehow drunk BANG BANG INTO THE ROOM-
Dukie: oh no-
SawyerVero: also drunk I KNOW YOU WANT IT-
Chan-Chan: why do we deserve this.
Macaroon: BANG BANG ALL OVER YOU- hugging Chan protectively. Chan however, looks uncomfortable I'LL LET YOU HAVE IT.
SawyerVero: sat on top of Duke WAIT A MINUTE LET ME TAKE YOU THERE - WAIT A MINUTE TIL YOU - moan
Macaroon: BANG BANG THERE GOES YOUR HEART-
SawyerVero: I KNOW YOU WANT IT-
Both: BACK BACK SEAT OF MY CAR!
Duke glares at Chan.
Dukie: This is your fault.
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