"So, Jin, tell me about yourself."
Namjoon and Seokjin were peacefully gracing the park with their beautiful, calm aura, sitting on a bench while eating some ice cream.
Jin turned his body towards Namjoon and got ready to speak about himself.
"Firstly, I'm worldwide handsome and no one can deny that. A lot-"
"Wait. Worldwide handsome?" Namjoon interrupted, curious as hell as to what this strange man was talking about.
"Yes, worldwide handsome. Anyway, a lot of people called me conceited but I'm not. I'm just very confident in my looks and my body. And a lot of people say I have wide shoulders, like extremely wide and-"
"Worldwide shoulders!" Namjoon cackled making the older glare at him.
"Anyway," Jin growled after Namjoon stopped laughing, "I can kinda dance and I can sing sing so I'm basically out of talents. Except for cooking and acting. Like, I really really wanna be an actor. And I want to marry someone who will look forward to eating my food everyday and praising me for my good work so that I could look forward to cooking for him everyday..."
Jin went quiet after the last part of his sentence, worrying the younger.
"Anyway. My best friends are Kim Taehyung and Jung Hoseok. Taehyung is a Gucci model and Hoseok is...well...he's a lot. But I love them both to bits and oh hell, Hoseok can dance like crazy. And he has such a nice voice. Taehyung can sing too. He's got this angelic deep voice that makes me cream my panties everytime he sings. But he has a boyfriend and I think he's a bottom so yeah, I can't eat that-"
"What the fuck?" Namjoon uttered, completely shocked at the older's weird ass explanation of himself.
"I have so much more to say about myself but, you can find out the rest by yourself," Jin concluded, making Namjoon sigh with relief.
"Okay, me now. I--"
"Wanna hear a joke?"
"What is a karate expert's favourite drink?" Jin asked.
Namjoon went silent.
This man is surely not normal and no one can doubt that. He's strange, never seen one like him before.
"Wa-TAH!" Jin exclaimed and swung his hand as if he were a karate master.
A loud squeaky noise erupted from Jin's mouth. It sounded a lot like his tongue was cleaning some windows.
Namjoon couldn't help but chuckle. Not because the joke was funny, but because Jin's laugh sounded very odd.
"Anyway, sorry for interrupting you. Go ahead, tell me about you. I want to know who you are, so that I can try not to fall for you~" Jin drawled sexily.
Namjoon blinked as a blush crept up his cheeks. He could feel his heart beating loudly in his chest. Jin stared at him with concern. It's like this boy had lost his ulterior motive to swoon Namjoon when they met in person...and then it came back just like that! Jin really puzzled the younger.
"Uhm," Namjoon cleared his throat, "I'm an underground rapper. Jungkook says I can sing too - Jungkook, you saw him - but I doubt I can sing like he can. Well, Jeon Jungkook is my holy Lord and saviour. If it weren't for him, I'd probably be dead-"
"Dead?" The word sounded strained from Jin's throat. The mentioning of any one of the people he knew passing away made his heart clench with sadness.
"Yeah. Anyway, I'm an atheist. My favourite Hyung on this earth is Yoongi Hyung-"
"What about me?" the older beside Namjoon wailed teasingly.
Namjoon flicked his forehead. "We just met, dummy. Any way! As you know, I have a lot of one night stands. Truth is, I'm bisexual. But I personally prefer women over men."
"Oh," Jin's voiced sounded, very, very quietly.
"But if I have one night stands with men, I'm always top, no exception," Namjoon concluded.
The two were quiet for a while, both of their ice creams finished. It felt awkward for Namjoon, but Jin hated silence.
"So, this is the information I have about you," Jin stated, making the younger look over at him, "you're a mystery."
They both chuckled at what could only be labelled as a cute joke. Namjoon shook his head, a smile still clear on his face, holes poking deep into his cheeks.
He's so pretty.
Yes, Jin, he's very pretty. And Jin wanted to be special to him, even if they met an hour ago.
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wrong number | n.jFanfiction
namjoon types in the wrong number. seokjin gets a random sexual message from an unknown number. ❝Did you steal my vibrator?❞ top!namjoon bottom¡seokjin W A R N I N G verbal abuse flirty seokjin flirty namjoon bisexuality shaming COMPLETED ✅