AUTHOR'S NOTE

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Ok so all you 'Fuzzy internet bitches' as my best friend would say {[({[( NONE OF THE CUSSING YOU WILL ENCOUNTER IS THERE TO OFFEND/INSULT OR IN ANY WAY UPSET ANYONE IT IS JUST MY WAY OF TALKING.I ENJOY CUSSING SO I DO IT. GET THE HELL OVER IT OR DON'T READ MY GOD DAMN BOOK IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT)]}
I've gotten bored I think so I'm just going to read listen to music talk to my (sometimes very insane) friends and hopefully something will come to me.
And one piece of advice before I'm gone for an unspecified amount of time...BE CRAZY BAD-ASS BITCHES
It's always way funner to be crazy and bad-ass than it is to be good and normal
REMEMBER THIS SHIT BITCHES IT'S IMPORTANT
•CUSS UR PARENTS OUT IN GERMAN AND FRENCH ITS FUN
I WOULD KNOW I'VE DONE IT TO MOTHER DEAREST
AND YES I CALL MY FUCKING MOTHER MOTHER DEAREST
YOU GOTZ A PROBLEM WITH DAT BITCH?!?I ALSO CALL HER THE QUEEN OF HEARTS U GOTZ A PROBLEM WITH THAT TOO?!? ILL HAVE JACK PUT U ON MY TO DO LIST OF 'PROBLEMS' TO 'TAKE CARE OF' IF U DO GOTZ PROBLEMS WIT MEH!!!I'LL HAVE ZACH SET UP CAMERAS IN YOUR HOUSE!!!!I'LL HAVE VICKY STALK YOU YOU CRAZY MOFOS!!!!!
•REMEMBER TO BE BAD-ASS ITS FUUUUN
•FIND YOURSELF AN UN BIOLOGICAL TWINZIE THEY'RE FUUUUN
OBVIOUSLY I HAZ ONE TO KNOW DAT DEY IZ FUN U CRAZY MOFOS SO TAKE MY GOD DAMN WORD FOR IT U CRAZY BITCH ASS MOFOS
OK so anyways back to the point...I don't know when I'll next upload an actual chapter to my book of randomness so...yerp
HAVE A FUNNER TIME!!!
BE CRAZY BAD-ASS BITCHES!!!
-------PEACE OUT MOFOS....DERP------
~My Name Is None Of Your God Damn Business So Fuck Yourself If You Gotz A Problem With Me Not Putting My Name.
*Mutters: bitch ass hoes gotz problems wit me not puttin meh god damn mother fucking name...who da hell they think they iz?fucking Jesus or somthin?gotta know every ones god damn names...bitches can go fuck deyselves i don't give a fuck if dey wantz to know my name its my name and i don't wanna fucking tell dem*
Anyways bye for now....UNTIL NEXT TIME CRAZY MOFOS

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I just went back and reread this a few minutes ago and oh my god. I DO NOT nor have I EVER talked like that. That is simply how I was typing at that period of time I have noclue why. I can only go with I needed more mental help then than I do now. And I still need alotof mental help. I have some serious problems as far as I can tell. But anyways...have never and do not currently talk like that.

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