Do u enjoy stalking!?
Then this is what u need 2 do
1: Call (1)800-Stalker-Central
2: Ask for Phill Shiffley
3: State who, where, and when you would like to stalk said person
4: Discuss a time and place to meet
5: Enjoy stalking with your new stalker buddy Phill Shiffley
Stalker Central is not responsible for and restraining orders, law suits, or arrests. Phill is a professional and will flee the scene, unfortunately you will not be taken along. It is against company policy.
Remember that is Phill with a 'P'.
- Stalked Central Management
So that was something, tell me what u think.
And what kind of stalked would I b if I didn't ask at least 1 weird question?
What is the name of ur pet unicorn?
My unicorn is a 1 of a kind British Invisible Rainbow Unicorn, he can talk. NOW BOW DOWN BEFORE UR UNICORN KING R.U.D.!!!!!