As you sit there making daisy chains
I throw in a hand grenade
And tell you how it is I really feel for you.
To: Slut Dresser <3 ^.^ Sent: 8:52 PM
Are you coming over tonight?
From: Slut Dresser <3 ^.^ Received: 8:55 PM
Not tonight. I have a few things I need to do early in the morning.
To: Slut Dresser <3 ^.^ Sent: 8:58 PM
This is the second time you've cancelled on me.
From: Slut Dresser <3 ^.^ Received: 9:01 PM
I know, I'm just really busy this week.
To: Slut Dresser <3 ^.^ Sent: 9:03 PM
If I didn't know any better I would say you were avoiding me.
From: Slut Dresser <3 ^.^ Received: 9:04 PM
I'm not avoiding you.
To: Slut Dresser Sent: 9:07 PM
Could've fooled me.
From: Slut Dresser <3 ^.^ Received: 9:10 PM
Don't be like this.
To: Slut Dresser <3 ^.^ Sent: 9:11 PM
"Liam, he's not a dog."
"Hush, I'm trying to teach him a trick. Timmy, sit." Liam stared at Timmy, but the turtle didn't do anything. If I was honest it almost looked like Timmy was staring back...
"Timothy, sit your ass down now." Liam huffed, his stare now turning into a glare. I snorted a little, shaking my head as Timmy just sat there.
"Once again... He's a turtle Liam, not a dog."
"I want another turtle."
"You can barely contain the one you have."
"Well I think Timmy needs a friend."
"And I think you need to check into a psychiatric hospital, but that's just me."
"I'd rather not."
"I hate you."
"No you don't. You couldn't live without me." I smirked a little, only to receive Liam's glare. I watched as Timmy moved out of the corner of my eye, smiling a little more as he opened his little mouth.
and bit Liam.
Ha. Stupid fucker.
"What the hell Timmy?" Liam squealed, shaking his hand. I think if turtles could smile... Timmy would smile.
"Don't kill him Li."
"I won't kill him."
"I dunno... You've got murder in your eyes."
"Why are you even here?"
"Well my parents decided that they wanted a baby, so they did the dirty and poof out popped a little baby Styles."
"I pity your future children."
"What's that supposed to mean?" I asked, slightly offended.
"Exactly what it means." Liam replied with a shrug.
"You're a dick."
"Takes one to know one." It was Liam's turn to smirk and my turn to glare.
"So why are you here again?" Liam asked after a few minutes of our staring contest.
"Don't wanna be home."
"Why don't you go bother Niall?" Liam asked, to which I just wished he hadn't.
"He doesn't want me anywhere near him." I mumbled, biting my lip a little.
"What'd you do this time?" Liam looked at me with disappointment, a look that I hadn't seen for a while... Surprise surprise.
"I didn't do anything. He just doesn't want me around right now. He's avoiding me." I sighed, putting my head into my hands as I did so.
"Well maybe you should go surprise him. Confront him about it." Liam shrugged, looking down at Timmy.
"Every time I ask him something he gets upset, we end up fighting, and I end up apologizing." My voice was somewhat bitter, but I was speaking the cold hard truth.
"Well believe it or not, that's how relationships work. You apologize for shit that might not seem worth apologizing for and you only do it because you love that person. You love Niall, right?"
"What kind of question is that? Of course I do." Liam shrugged before picking up Timmy again. He held him in the palm of his hand, and to be honest I was just waiting for Timmy to bite him again.
That shit was funny.
"Then go talk to him. Don't let your ego get in the way of this Harry. You guys are meant for each other, I mean hell you guys are Narry."
"It's a ship name."
"The actual fuck is a ship name?" It was official, Liam had lost his mind. Honestly I couldn't tell you that I was surprise... It was only a matter of time.
Especially with this whole... Turtle dog business.
Sometimes I regret buying Liam that damn turtle.
He treated it better than he treated me.
"It's basically the new craze? Like Luke and Michael are Muke, Louis and Calum are Lolum, you and Niall are Narry. It's not the hard to understand."
"It's hard, why the fuck would you do that?"
"Hell if I know, I just saw it on Tumblr the other day."
"Better question, what the fuck are you doing on Tumblr?" My voice rose slightly, probably matching the surprise I felt.
What the actual fuck?
"What I do in my free time is my business, and my business only. Now get the fuck out of my house and go get your man back." I shook my head as I looked at my cousin like he'd lost his mind. I stood up though, walking to the door as I did so.
"I wasn't aware I lost him, seriously Liam... Tumblr?" I looked at him again, only to receive a glare and the bird. I smirked a little as I put my coat on, and he went back to petting Timmy.
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