Me: So I have a problem, I know you can't talk right now, but text me when you can.
**Ten minutes later**
Him: I got like 5 minutes. What's up?
Me: My bsf wants me to become friends w her bf and I have to text him right now and I don't know what to say. Cause that's just kinda weird.
Him: Ah, I feel you.
Me: Sooo what do I say?
Him: Uh just say like-
Him: Idk, gimme a sec.
Me: Okay, thanks.
Him: Okay. So say you're a telemarketer working for Jayla, and you're trying to sell her virginity, and you wanted to know if he'd be interested.
Him: You don't like that idea?
Him: Haha, sorry.
Me: Well, I mean, I like the idea, but I mean, I need an actual idea.
Him: Say that you wanted to take Jayla out this weekend somewhere to surprise her and you wanted to know if he wanted to come.
Me: Okay, that works. Where am I gonna take her tho?
Him: Like to the mall or some shit. Idk.
Me: Okay. Thanks
Him: Np, I gotta go, but I'll text you later.
Me: Okay! Bye :)
Him: Bye :)