Her: You should really become friends with Brad.
Me: You're bothering me because I'm not friends with YOUR boyfriend?
Me: Fine, I'll text him later.
Her: Kk. Thanks.
Me: No problem.
Her: He's so great.
Me: I know. I've heard the whole speech a million times.
Me: But I'm happy for you.
Me: No problem. I'ma be single forever.
Her: Nah. What about that dude who texted you?
Me: Jack? I don't even know him.
Her: Yesterday you told me you guys were still talking.
Me: Not like, TALKING, just casual texting.
Her: It's kinda funny though. My favorite WDW member is named Jack.
Her: Well. Give me updates with the guy. And text Brad.
Me: Isn't that weird tho? Like hey Brad, I'm your girlfriend's best friend, what's up?
Her: Lol. Come on. Text him. For me. And stop overthinking everything.
Me: Did you really just say that? I could never stop overthinking things. It's what I do.
Her: Oml. Stop texting me until you've talked to Brad and Jack.
Me: Fine. Bye.