Vampire Bad-Hair Day, in A, Whilst Grabbing Lemons

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The mere sight made her expression contort into a puckering lemon face, as if she had seen vampires dancing down the street during her morning commute.

"Unacceptable!" she shrieked.

But this grinch of lemonade stands left undaunted the sunny days of the children outside.

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