This is kind of an idea of what Harry's, Liam's and Niall's house looks like.
NiallHorny: so i met someone apparently because they just texted me.
Zayniac: who is it? lol.
NiallHorny: someone named lauren.
Zayniac: is she hot?
LiamPayne: does it matter?
TopTommo: busted lmao.
Zayniac: i'm gay, liam. doesn't mean i can't appreciate an attractive woman.
StylishStyles: he's right.
TopTommo: do you look at hot women?
StylishStyles: lol. not intentionally. if they pop up at work or on the internet i can appreciate them.
StylishStyles: ass face.
NiallHorny: Guys pay the fucking attention! i'm nervous. i don't remember meeting her.
TopTommo: ask her to take a picture for you. maybe that will help.
NiallHorny: good idea. hehe
Zayniac: he's an idiot.
StylishStyles: only when he's drunk.
LiamPayne: partially when he's sober.
NiallHorny: omg omg omg omg
NiallHorny: she's too fucking hot! i don't deserve her.
Zayniac: what does she look like?
Zayniac: sorry lol. just curious. you're the only one for me liam.
TopTommo: wow. very sappy.