Chan-Chan: Guys, let's do a song chain! I'll start!
Chan-Chan: Making my way downtown,
SawyerVero: Walking fast,
Macaroon: I'M A SEAGULL-
Dukie: GO FUCK YOURSELF!
SawyerVero: Mac, why the hell did you yell 'I'm a Seagull'?
Macaroon: sad giggling
Dukie: J.D gave her a lot of sugar.
Dukie: and now she's sad because I yelled at her.
UnicornStampede: How do you giggle sadly?
Chan-Chan: Everytime you giggle, Dumptruck.
SawyerVero: HEATHER PLEASE-
Macaroon, Dukie and Chan-Chan: what?
SawyerVero: bolts I WANT CHANSAW TO BE A THING-
Chan-Chan: bolts after her WELL COME HERE AND I'LL MAKE IT HAPPEN~!
Dukie: Alright, so, what the fuck?
Macaroon: I don't know?
SlushieBoi: I may or may not have a gun.
SawyerVero: J.D NO- tackled by red blur
Chan-Chan: Mwuah hah hah- chokes
SlushieBoi: slowly hides draino OH MY GOD?!
Everyone but the choking Chandler: J.D…
Slushieboi: fiNE I'LL GO ASK MARSHY TO REVIVE HER-
Marshy: Already done. revived chan and disappeared
WoodenRam: Who's Marshy?
Kurtsy: Idk man, wanna go play…BALL?
WoodenRam: fuck yea man.
SawyerVero: ewww tmi.
UnicornStampede: where nap time is centuries long--
Slushieboi: I can make that happen >:)
SawyerVero: J.D nO-
Heathers™: hONEY WHATCHU WAITING FOR--
Dukie: STEP INTO MY CANDY STORRRREEE-
Chan-Chan: fuck off of my solo, bitch!
Macaroon: but we sing that part together…
Chan-Chan: How dare you.
SawyerVero: TAKE THIS DEAD GIRL WALKING~!
Slushieboi: OKAY, OKA-
J.D gets shoved off the bed by Chandler
Chan-Chan: NO, SHE MEANS ME!
Chandler takes blazer off and spreads arms out
Chan-Chan: TAKE ME!
Macaroon: Dukie, why can't we have fun like them?
Dukie: bored What are we doing right now?
Macaroon: fucking on the bed…
Marshy: I don't know what this was. Seeya in the next oneshot!
SawyerVero: What're you on about-
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Heathers Oneshots! (REQUESTS OPEN!)Fanfiction
Basically, this is either Canon X Canon or X Reader, I also take requests, so lemme know in the comments! Whatever AU, and any character from the MUSICAL. Heathers: The Musical - Kevin Murphy, and Laurence O'Keefe. Cover Art - MiddaySlice