This is cuz I sue these as a break from the actual oneshot so yeah

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Chan-Chan: Guys, let's do a song chain! I'll start!

Chan-Chan: Making my way downtown,

SawyerVero: Walking fast,

Macaroon: I'M A SEAGULL-

Dukie: GO FUCK YOURSELF!

SlushieBoi: DODODODODODO!

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SawyerVero: Mac, why the hell did you yell 'I'm a Seagull'?

Macaroon: sad giggling

Dukie:

Dukie: J.D gave her a lot of sugar.

Dukie: and now she's sad because I yelled at her.

UnicornStampede: How do you giggle sadly?

Chan-Chan: Everytime you giggle, Dumptruck.

SawyerVero: HEATHER PLEASE-

Macaroon, Dukie and Chan-Chan: what?

SawyerVero: bolts I WANT CHANSAW TO BE A THING-

Chan-Chan: bolts after her WELL COME HERE AND I'LL MAKE IT HAPPEN~!

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Dukie: Alright, so, what the fuck?

Macaroon: I don't know?

SlushieBoi: I may or may not have a gun.

SawyerVero: J.D NO- tackled by red blur

Chan-Chan: Mwuah hah hah- chokes

SlushieBoi: slowly hides draino OH MY GOD?!

Everyone but the choking Chandler: J.D…

Slushieboi: fiNE I'LL GO ASK MARSHY TO REVIVE HER-

Marshy: Already done. revived chan and disappeared

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WoodenRam: Who's Marshy?

Kurtsy: Idk man, wanna go play…BALL?

WoodenRam: fuck yea man.

SawyerVero: ewww tmi.

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UnicornStampede: where nap time is centuries long--

Slushieboi: I can make that happen >:)

SawyerVero: J.D nO-

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Heathers™: hONEY WHATCHU WAITING FOR--

Dukie: STEP INTO MY CANDY STORRRREEE-

Chan-Chan: fuck off of my solo, bitch!

Macaroon: but we sing that part together…

Chan-Chan:

Chan-Chan:

Chan-Chan: How dare you.

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SawyerVero: TAKE THIS DEAD GIRL WALKING~!

Slushieboi: OKAY, OKA-

J.D gets shoved off the bed by Chandler

Chan-Chan: NO, SHE MEANS ME!

Chandler takes blazer off and spreads arms out

Chan-Chan: TAKE ME!

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Macaroon: Dukie, why can't we have fun like them?

Dukie: bored What are we doing right now?

Macaroon:

Macaroon: fucking on the bed…

Dukie: mhm.

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Marshy: I don't know what this was. Seeya in the next oneshot!

SawyerVero: What're you on about-

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