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Louis: time to lay my seed 8==✊=D

Harry: please insert to continue

Louis: 8==|)

Harry: teaching climate: 10%

Harry: 25%

Harry: 50%

Harry: 80%

Harry: 90%

Harry: 95%

Louis: *thrust thrust thrust

Harry: please prepare for impact.

Harry: 100%

Louis: *thrustthrustthrust

Harry: CONGRATULATIONS!!

Harry: seed implanted 🌱

Louis: and that's the way the cookie crumbles

Harry: please wait 9 months to obtain child.

Harry: Caution: human genome unknown.

Harry: maintaining good health and diet recommended for optimum results.

Harry: process: 🌿

Louis: Warning: cell splitting

Louis: Do not touch

Harry: Fetus forming

Louis: heartbeat sequence initiated

Harry: Bone development underway

Louis: ⏳⌛️⏳⌛️⏳⌛️⏳⌛️ ⏳

Louis: Loading...

Harry: 🌳

Harry: Warning: two seperate heartbeats detected!!!

Louis: please wait...

Louis: please wait...

Louis: this process can take several minutes

Louis: do not restart

Harry: 🔁

Harry: Warning: Labor imminent 🚼🚼

Louis: two heartbeats confirmed

Louis: initiate dilation

Louis: 3...2...1

Harry:❗️

Harry:❗️

Harry:❗️

Harry:❗️

Louis: Press any key to continue

Harry: 🔥🔥🔥🔥

Louis: life forms detected

Louis: do you wish to continue the birth?

Harry: preparing for maximum push.

Louis: 3...2...1

Harry: 📈📊📑

Harry: All systems go.

Harry: Warning!

Harry: Warning!

Harry: Maximum push reaching limit

Harry: [super saiyan activated]

Harry: 🔥🔥🔥🔥

Louis: ✨✨✨✨✨✨

Harry: 🌟

Harry: 👶🏼👶🏼

Harry: 😩

Louis: Operation complete

Harry: 😵

Harry: 😧

Harry: 😧

Harry: 😃

Harry: 😃

Harry: 👶🏼👶🏼

Louis: Congratulations! You've upgraded to mumdad 1.0

Harry: 👏👏👏👏

Harry: Twins obtained

Louis: 🧔👨👶🏼👶🏼

Harry: 🧔👨👶🏼👶🏼

Harry: :)

Louis: :D

Niall: WHAT

Zayn: THE

Liam: FUCK

God: what the heck

(God has left the chat)