Chapter 17 : Kissing Scenes

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Kissing Scenes! Yes K-I-S-S-I-N-G scenes! You know what makes them super annoying? The overly explicit detail!

For example :

Our lips collided.

What is this? A motor accident?

Our lips crashed.

This is kissing, not a car crash.

Our lips met

We aren't travelling, OK?

Our tongues danced.

What kind of dance? Ballet? Hip hop? Contemporary? Acrobatics?

Our tongues duelled.

Uh... Is this still considered kissing?

Our tongues mixed

There goes my dinner

His warm tongue traced my mouth

This isn't connect the dots

Our tongues fought for dominance
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Seriously! I understand it's a kissing scene, but does it have to have that much detail?

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