Kissing Scenes! Yes K-I-S-S-I-N-G scenes! You know what makes them super annoying? The overly explicit detail!
For example :
Our lips collided.
What is this? A motor accident?
Our lips crashed.
This is kissing, not a car crash.
Our lips met
We aren't travelling, OK?
Our tongues danced.
What kind of dance? Ballet? Hip hop? Contemporary? Acrobatics?
Our tongues duelled.
Uh... Is this still considered kissing?
Our tongues mixed
There goes my dinner
His warm tongue traced my mouth
This isn't connect the dots
Our tongues fought for dominance
Seriously! I understand it's a kissing scene, but does it have to have that much detail?