A/N: this has flashbacks and they wont be Italic since it's the story itself. Ok move along. Also, as I said, the timeline got messed up so let's just say that Y/N was in a lot of videos they had. Ok? Ok.
I was watching an old video we did. The UFC Fighting one. I loved it.
I was behind the camera as Eugene is talking.
"...and fight each other. Y/N though, you can't"
"Because youre a girl" I flipped him off
"Fite me, you sexist shit"
"Woah, don't go too hard on me, haha"
"So, yeah, if I'm gonna get beat up by anybody, it might as well be a UFC champion, right?"
"Or me" I said
After talking with Chuck they had to practice striking. They went to a punching bag and started to beat it up.
"Can I try?" I asked
"Go for it, girlie"
"That's 'Lightning Bolt' to you" I said, sternly
"What do you mean?" Zach asked
"Oh, I forgot to tell you guys, I've won a few UFC fights myself" I bragged
"The fuck? You didn't tell us?" Ned asked
"I just wanted to surprise Eugene by kicking his ass later" I punched it left and right. Then, I gave it a last hit, turned around and kicked Eugene's balls
"Ow, what the fuck was that for?" He asked while clutching his crotch
"WHOO! I FEEL ALIVE"
~skip again to kicking Zach~
"Can we all just kick Zach real quick?"
Kick, kick, kick, and kick. My turn. I kicked weakly
"That was so soft" Keith complained
"I don't wanna hurt the little dude. Why? You wanna go? I'll beat your ass up any time"
"Why are you so violent today"
"It just feels like old times"
~Mighty Mouse's turn~
"It is. It's definitely amateur hour"
"Nope not me" I say as he looks at me. He seems shocked
"Lightning Bolt?" He asked
"Oh, you recognize me!" I say happily "at least this dude's cool, Mighty Mouse right?"
"I've heard of you, I love when people who are considered 'weak' become champions"
~skip to the fighting~
"When you go here you wanna massage the Achilles tendon. And when you have it, you go here"
"AAAH" Keith screamed in agony. Just like the rest.
"C'mon me next" I said as he did it to me.
"That's it?" Zach asked
"Yeah, I've had worse"
~That scene with the injuries~
"I got a cut from right here, to my cheek"
"I broke my rib in a Muay Thai fight and I remember it just popping in and out"
"I had my eyeball split open. You can see like, the finger just disappearing in my eye"
"I got my penis stuck in my zipper"
The boys groaned.
"What about you Y/N?" Chris asked
"In UFC, I got my leg twisted, arm broken, and I slipped and fell on my boob. In one fight" I said
"What do you mean 'in UFC'?" He asked
"Oh, I got shot once. I don't wanna talk about it. I also got stabbed in the arm once"
"Oh, that sucks" Eugene says
"Fuck you too"
"My wife didn't want me to do this" Ned told Chris
"Oh that means she cares"
"What about you, Eugene, will Y/N let you?" Zach asked. I blushed and said "were not dating"
"Yet anyway" Keith teased
~Eugene's (finally) turn with Evil Eye~
"I will backdrop you" she said as Eugene fell down. I did notice he had a bulge and blushed a little.
"Did you see that? Did you catch- I'll do it again" she said as she did it to Eugene a second time. "This leg drops back down"
She said something I wasn't listening to. Then I got snapped out of my thoughts when I heard Eugene say "ground and pound". I swear, I almost got a nosebleed.
~in the octagon, don't worry, just a mini skip~
"Face lock" they all said. When they got to trying on each other, I saw Keith recording.
"Haha, send that to me"
~skip to the fight WOO~
It was Squirrel and Great White Tree's turn. They started fighting.
As Ned got into a headlock, Zach said "they're just hugging"
It finished and it was Zach and Eugene's turn. "Now we got Swagger vs Quiver" she said. Then, they fought again (duh).
"We declare our winner, Swagger" Jessica said.
"Can I fight him?" I asked
"You sure? He went at Zach like he wanted to kill him" Chris asked
"Yea, he's fuckin crazy" Zach said
"Ahem, Lightning Bolt" I said, gesturing to myself "Im as fast as lightning and my strikes are really powerful. If anything, he should be scared of me" I said
"Lightning Bolt and Swagger, go!" She yelled. He came at me with a punch, which I dodged. I face locked him and he flipped me over. He went on top of me and I pushed him. I got on top of him and started punching his beautiful face.
"Hey watcha watchin?" Eugene said as he sat beside me and wrapped his arms around me
"The UFC video, yknow where I kicked your ass"
"Also, I saw you had a boner in here"
"I was thinking about ground and pounding you to the bed"
A/N: I AM SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SORRY. I HAD EXAMS THEN AFTER, I HAD MORE EXAMS THEN I HAD A LOT OF PROJECTS TO SUBMIT SO IM SORRY. YOU CAN STOP READING NOW IM SO SORRY