【TiNaT】 Seme/Uke Quiz

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(no pics, just words tho)

Years ago, I remember it being popular to take the Seme/Uke quiz. Turns out the site is still up and running and they've created a new version. For those who don't know, Seme and Uke are tropes in Japanese BL that dictate who tops and bottoms. They're usually based on irrelevant, trivial things like frame size, innocence, and aggressiveness but what I like about this quiz is that it kind of shits on that. Kind of. The few mentions of submission in the questions deal with BDSM kinks (though it does assume subs bottom). And there are no questions like, "Do you get mistaken for a girl/have enormous hands?" and shit so...

Anyway, not only does the quiz tell you whether you're Seme or Uke. It also tells you what type of Seme and Uke you are. AND it tells you your compatibility with other types. So, because I was bored and feeling nostalgic, I headed over and had my characters take the quiz! Let's see what their results are!

I've copied the questions here and the answers they would've selected. In parentheses is their personalized input. Now we have...

Natsu and Hitori

1. Mmm... this first question is so gooood.... what does it taste like?
Natsu: why am I doing this?
Hitori: strawberries and cream

2. If you described yourself in one word, what would it be?

Natsu: intelligent

Hitori: ("Teheh...") hee!

3. Your charm point:

Natsu: your ability to get shit done

Hitori: your awesome style

4. Doing a little shopping, you notice a sexy studded collar and leash set... you immediately:

Natsu: don't usually go for that kind of shit, but could possibly be persuaded to buy it for your partner if they really wanted it

Hitori: giggle a little and turn red

5. You're finding yourself tired and thirsty, you decide to go for:

Natsu: hot green tea

Hitori: a fruity soda

6. Ah, but after that drink you really have to go... The bathroom is crowded, so you decide to:

Natsu: why is there a toilet question?

Hitori: turn red... go in a stall, lock the door, and go while also blocking it with a foot, hand, elbow...

7. You like to sing! And usually it's:
Natsu: I don't sing

Hitori: rock

8. Your socks right now:

Natsu: no socks - I go barefoot

Hitori: plaid

9. You've always thought it would be amazingly awesome to be:

Natsu: left alone

Hitori: a rockstar

10. It's good to use your body, yes it is... and you like to:

Natsu: lay around

Hitori: draw intricate beautiful patterns along your skin ("I like drawing!")

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