I drove to work. This is now spring break, so the school is empty. Unfortunately, I'm in charge of the AP Exams. I had to administer the US History test to a single student. There is no rest for the wicked. I used the time to email my signed contract to my new employer in China. I will take the job if I can get the visa in Korea. However, if I have to fly back to the United States to complete the paperwork, then I'll just stay where I am.
I also started Volume II of A Marginal Jew. The first chapter is devoted to John the Baptist. The author of the book is named John P. Meier. He's a real scholar. I might be too stupid to understand what the professor is saying. For instance, I always thought that the Jordan River was very significant. This is the river that the ancient Jews crossed to enter Canaan. After that, they brutally slaughtered the pagans.
So it comes as no surprise to me that Herod would have the Baptist beheaded. The symbolism is just too dangerous. After all, Herod was a Roman collaborator breaking bread with the unbelievers. He's the type of asshole that Joshua put to the sword. However, Meier barely speaks of the powerful symbolism. But he's right, and I'm wrong. The man's brain is like a powerful bear trap.
I spent the rest of the day watching television. I get all my English speaking programs from my computer. I'm still viewing The Shield. It's magnificent. I'm also enjoying a period piece called Reign. It's about Mary Queen of Scots. All the actors are beautiful. None of them have pimples. I would love to fuck every actress on that show, even the older ones. I'm quite the pig.
Speaking of sex...I watched porno during the night. I found a great compilation featuring women with big tits getting pounded by guys with huge dicks. The men shot their sperm on the girls' faces. I found this quite exciting. I went to the bathroom and jerked off. I really had a great time.
I paid homage to the Christ God. I said the Lord's Prayer on bended knees. No big surprise. I'm not some filthy pagan. I asked him to forgive me for being such a shameless wanker. If I were Jesus, I wouldn't let an asshole like me into the Kingdom of Heaven. That's why I pray and pray and pray. I hope my persistence will sway his decision.
It's now Saturday, and the current time is 4 p.m. It's time to shit, shower, and shave. After that, I must go shopping with my crazy wife. We need groceries.
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