Chapter 72

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Yesterday, I had hot-wings and French fries for dinner. The meal was quite good. Plus I ate in peace. The Dragon Lady had gone to Daejon in order to get her hormone levels checked. The poultry was very hot. I drank half a bottle of Pepsi in order to fight the burn.

I watched baseball. SK dropped a game to the LG Twins. The squad has now lost two matches in a row. Oh well. Baseball's a sport filled with ups and downs. The season doesn't end till September.

The Dragon Lady arrived home at 7 p.m.

I said, "How do you feel?"

She said, "I tawk to docta. He say that I clazy for tree month. My revel vely high. But it go down to zelo over time. Dat why I need da medicine."

"Great. More fucking misery."

"You shut da mouth."

I walked into my bedroom. I watched several episodes of The Shield on my laptop computer. Captain Acevada is ashamed because a felon made the captain suck his dick. The moment was captured on camera. Aceveda is now asking a notorious drug dealer named Antoine to murder his rapist. American television is so good that it's almost literary.

I paid homage to the Christ God. I said the Lord's Prayer on bended knees. No big surprise. I'm not some dirty pagan. I asked the maker for clarity and sanity. Sometimes, I feel that I'm losing my marbles. For instance, I signed an offer sheet last week for the new school in China. I haven't heard a peep since then.

I went to bed at 10 p.m. I thought about jerking off in the bathroom. But I was just too lazy to crawl out of bed. I'm not some spring chicken.

I woke up at 6 a.m. and drank a cup of freshly brewed coffee. Then I read the paper while taking a nasty shit. A Korean politician is blaming HIV on the homosexual community. Many found his words offensive. But the truth is the truth. The vast majority of those afflicted with AIDS here on the ROK are pillow-biters. I don't wish it on them. In fact, I have nothing but love in my heart for the fags and the lady boys. With that said, anal sex is risky business. Sodomy causes health problems. Plain and simple.

I drove Rice-Boy Larry to school. He was all excited because today a festival is being held at his school. He packed four squirt guns in his backpack. American schools used to be fun. Sadly, people started getting shot and killed. Now life in the USA is a drag. If you try to bring a squirt gun onto the campus, the powers that be will arrest you for terrorism.

I went to the morning prayer meeting. We prayed for our students. Crazy Bev is doing much better. I'm her favorite teacher. Go figure.

AP Testing is right around the corner. The process is a big-time motherfucker. There's a language exam on Tuesday. I have to figure out how to make an MP3 file. Plus I have to locate a CD player. I'm too old for this kind of shit.

It's Friday. I shall soon go home and eat pork. I'll probably down two bottles of soju while I'm at it.

God bless.

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