As several of expolsions went off, I ran to Yoshi and hopped on. Peach was ordering the Toad to summon the royal guard until suddenly, a whole army of the small mushroom creatures came barging in through the front gates. Before Peach could say or do anything, The creatures ran around trying to grab something. Yoshi got hit and started to panic and during the panic, Forced me off of its back. The creatures crowded around me and started to push and carry me away as Peach tried to maks the Toads save me. Each of the toads just yelled and stabbed some of the mushrooms with spears or just flattening them. The mushrooms rushed me and forced me out of the castle. Each of the mushrooms waddled around, preventing me from getting up.
(YN): FUCK OFF YOU DICK TIPS!
The creatures didn't seem to hear me as they all ran to a giant ship, forcing me inside with them. They all waddled around inside and stood on top of each other. They all stood above each other until the towered over me.
(YN):... FUCK THAT YOU 'JUST THE TIP SHITS'! IM OUTTA HERE!!
I turn around and try to run up several of stairs, making it to the top. I race to the sides and see that... I was several of feet in the air... I couldnt even see Peach's Castle!
(YN): WHERE AM I?!
???: You're on my ship! Why aren't you the princess?!
I turn around and see a little girl with blue eyes and blonde hair. She adjusted her...bib? And stared at me with a glare.
???: Why aren't you the princess?! Mom ordered the Goombas to capture the princess! Not... Whoever you are!
(YN): Whoever I AM?! Who the hell are you?! You just kidnap me and I don't even know what you are!
???: Who am I?! I'm Bowsette Jr! The daughter of Bowsette herself!! So watch your tone!
I just sighed and walked past her, trying to ignore her. In return, she gasps and runs after me, continuing to try and get my attention.
Bowsette JR: H-Hey! Did you hear me?! I am the princess of the koopas and goombas! Obey me!!
(YN): Where is this ship headed?!
Bowsette JR: Too my mom's castle! And now I have you as a prisoner!
I couldnt help but groan in annoyance as I walked around, looking at the little monsters around the ship.
I... Didn't know how to react. At first glance, all of these things seem harmless. I sigh until I hear a distant barking. I turn over and stumble back as I see what was causing the barking.
(YN): WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!
Bowsette JR: That's my dog! His name is Chubs! Chubs the Chain Chomp
Bowsette JR then started petting... Chubs... Im gonna die, aren't I?