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Jin:
JOON

Top daddy:
Yes Jin?

Jin:
Are you at work
I think I'm at the right cafe
they say you work here

Top daddy:
It's my day off 😐

Jin:
EHHHH??!!
WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY ANYTHING?!!
And here I thought this would be a good Tuesday
Aarrgggh


Top daddy:
Sorry Jin...

Jin:
Where do you live?
Avenue or street? Or even road? WHERE WHERE WHERE?!


Top daddy:
Jin, calm down, please.
I don't think I should give you my address.


Jin:
Why nottt??

Top daddy:
You could be catfishing me. You could be someone that's name probably isn't Kim Seokjin and is just trying to troll someone...

Jin:
...you really see me that way?

Top daddy:
Honestly...

Jin:
Ugh fine
▶️•---- 0:07


Top daddy:
😳
Are those...?


Jin:
Yes, they're my moans...

Top daddy:
Are they really yours?

Jin:
Yes, who else?

Top daddy:
Holy fuuu

Jin:
wHaT happened?
What's wrong?
\(;-;)/


Top daddy:
I'm on my way to the cafe

Jin:
Actually...
I'm literally already at home
took me 2 minutes to get back


Top daddy:
Ugh fuck, no wonder your moans sounded so graphic...you're at home , ughh

Jin:
Actually
I recorded that a while ago for someone else
Did I leave you horny? I'm so sorry daddy...
(•//^//•)


Top daddy:
Just wait for about five minutes...

Top daddy is offline

Jin:
Wait why?
Namjoon???
Namjoon what happened??
JOON!
DADDY?!!
:'(((((
;-;


Top daddy is online

Top daddy:
Hey Jin

Jin:
oH My fUcKiNG gOOdNEss
It's been a while HOUR!!
Where. Have. You. Been??!!!


Top daddy:
Sorry...I was uhh...
Busy?


Jin:
*gAy gASp*
Were you...?
Ehem...
Hshshshxsnhhdsudhrbdie...


Top daddy:
Okay Jin...
It's not what you think it is...


Jin:
So you weren't...?

Top daddy:
No no I was

Jin:
So you were...
I'm so confused rn it's not even funny ;-;


Top daddy:
Uhmm...
Bye...?


Top daddy is offline

Jin:
WAIT!!
Ugh not again
Fine... :(((
Bye then :((((((((


Jin is offline

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