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People who try to sell you things you clearly don't want–

-Hey! You buy chicken!

-I just ate. No thank you.

-You try sample!

-Oh, mmm.... That's nice.

-Now you buy!

-That's okay. I don't want any.

-It come with side of rice or noodles!

-I don't want it. I'm not hungry.

-You give me five dolla! Put my kids through college!

-I don't know if you know how the american dollar works but five dollars won't-

-I got pay rent! Seven hundred fifty thousand dolla!!

-I don't know where you're staying, but that is not a normal rent price.

-You eat!
-No!
-EAT!
-NO!
-EAT!
-NO!
-I STAB YOU!
-wHaaat! Wait what was that last part?

-noodles....?

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