Loxo: *gasps dramatically* No ships or fanfics!!!! For a day!?! NOOOOOOO!!!! I thought we were shipping buddies of Rose X Ma-
Loxo: *falls to the ground* How could you do this to me!!!
Lemondrop: *scanning through the comment* Actually. Loxo, if you manage to pass this dare then Apple will make your favorite ships come true.
Loxo: *springs back to his feet* REALLY?!?! YES! I will do it!!! For the ships!!!
NOOOOOOOOOO!!!! WHY?! NO!
Bishop: So are we gonna need to clone bloody or..?
Voodoo: Imagine the chaos of two Alpha Bloods.... let's not clone them. No offense, Alpha Bloods.
Dusk: I would be so confused if that were to happen
Lemondrop: Well... Loxo, can you do it?
Loxo: *breathes in* I'LL DO IT FOR THE SHIPS!!
....Fck my life....
Voodoo: Okay. Let the dare.... Begin!!!
(10 hours into the dare)
Loxo: *rolling around in the ground* I MEED FANFICS AND SHIIIIPS!!!
Lemondrop: Poor Loxo. If you suffer now without your fanfics and ships then your ships will come true!
Voodoo: Yeah, suffer now so you can get a huge reward later.
You two are NOT suppose to help him...
Bishop: It's not helping... it's encouraging
You're not helping...
Dusk: Or are they?
Loxo: *sits up* I can do this!!! For the ships!!!
Silence: The fact that this is killing Bloody more than Loxo is hilarious
Because there's a good outcome for him! There's nothing good for me coming out of this dare!!!
Bishop: If he fails, then nothing good will come out of it...
Dusk: Simply trick him into shipping
Bishop: *reading a fanfic* Ooh I ship it.
Silence: What are you even reading?
Bishop: A ship that contains Bloody
....I hate you so much right now...
Loxo: *resisting the urge to ship*
(13 hours later)
Lemondrop: Only one hour left, Loxo! You're doing amazing!
Lemondrop for the love of Arceus, stop supporting him...
Loxo: *rolling around on the floor again* I could have made ten more ships!!!! I can't take it!!!
Voodoo: I'd support Loxo but I don't wanna get on the alpha's side so.... I'm gonna be over here.
Dusk: *casually reading Loxo's shipping book out loud*
Loxo: *covers his ears* Lalalalala, I can't heaaaarrrr you!!!!!!!
Silence: *Placing fanfics in random spots in the room*
Loxo: *covers his eyes* NOOOOOOO!!!!
Voodoo: Wow....you three are just trying to have him lose it...
Lemondrop: *keeping an eye on the timer* Don't worry Loxo. You have 60 seconds left!!
Stop supporting him!!! For fck sake!!!
Loxo: For the ships!!! I can do this!!!
Bishop: OH MY GOD THEY JUST CAME OUT WITH CHAPTER FIVE ON THE FANFIC!!!
Loxo: *gasps* WHERE?!?! WHA- NO!! YOU WON'T STOP ME FROM MAKING MY SHIPS COME TRUE!!!
Voodoo: I honestly thought he wouldn't be able to win. But he only has 15 seconds left...
For fck sake.... someone murder me...
Lemondrop: 13 seconds now
Silence: Hey, they are hosting an event for a fanfic reading competition. winner gets a fanfic written of their choice
Loxo: *grabs Silence's shoulders and shakes him* STOP TRYING TO MANIPULATE ME!!!!
Lemondrop: Um... Loxo, please let him go. You only have 5...4...
Bishop: *throws a fanfic at Loxo*
Loxo: Ow!!! Watch it!!! *looks at the fanfic and fights the urge to read it*
Lemondrop: 2......and 1! Your dare is o-
Loxo: *picks up all fanfics and starts reading them* I have succeeded!!!! Now I can read all these fanfics!!!! Yay!!!!
.....Excuse me while I go bury my grave.... *leaves*
Voodoo: Wow...he actually did it. I had my doubts honestly.
Dusk: R.I.P Bloody
Bishop: I will go prepare Bloody's funeral
Voodoo: Who's doing the outro?
Lemondrop: I'm more curious on who's gonna tell Stardust the mess that was made while making this dare happen....
Loxo: *looks up from reading his fanfic* I will!!!! If you have anymore asks or dares make sure to comment and tell us!! Bye-bye buggies!!! *goes back to reading a fanfic*
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