Never give a vampire flowers!

You should never give a vampire flowers

Because they will think of it as an insult to their powers.

Also if you do

I recommend you run like a jet

Because soon you will be getting a death threat.

But guess what?

Just last Tuesday

I did it anyway

But..i dont think i planned it right

Because i saw saw him just the next night

I was scared

He was standing against my windowsill

It looked like he was here for one reason and one reason only

And i think he was here to KILL!!!

Man these vampires are tight

What ever happened to ones in twilight.

OMFG i said to myself..or was it out loud.

Well anyway i ran towards the door

But somehow instantly he appeared before me

And slammed me to the floor

-------------All went blank-----------------

I woke up just in time to see him turn into a bat

And i was like dammit!

I felt my neck

and i was like WHAT THE HECK!

i ran to the windowsill and yelled out sooky baby

....yeah i know i should have said something different

But it looked like i got his attention

Because he looked like my teacher when he gives me a detention.

I watched with a dumbfounded face

As all his homies gathered around him

and taking up an unusual amount of space

WTF they formed into two large fangs

I think its too late for me to call my gangs.

They darted towards me

I tried desperately to flee but.........

What happened next?

All i can say is that it was all BLOOD & GORE

But how could they?

Leaving me to die on the cold cold floor.

'Sigh'...what a waste of life

They just got lucky i lost my licence to use a knife

OK!

So the whole point of this mini poem/personal life (lol)

Is that you should never,EVER, if you value your sweet precious life

GIVE FLOWERS TO A VAMPIRE!!!

GOT IT.

YOU PIECE OF S%@T

-no offense just trying to warn you

- lol jokes of course im trying to offend you :P