Hey you want someone to ..... um...........like?
HERE I AM
Oh lookey look look at this what do we have here???
Me
A human being
A lonely human being*
..............give me attention...
$/$^#*!&÷^÷€^÷^!& WHAT I MEAN
Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey youuuuu 😟
You wanna-
You uh-
*suggestive hands gesture towards self*
.......
.......
.......
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You could try it
MY KEY QUALITIES
1 Im nice...:)
2 Im sorta attractive : )
3 idontaskformuchexceptmabyeyourloveandaffection.........*finger guns*
4 i dont have money. 😐
5 BUT I HAVE ＰＥＳＯＮＡＬＩＴＹ
haha....please like me
If you want ...... not so boring times *finger guns* *self loathing for finger guns*
then you could......M E
HEy im allllllwaaaaaaaaayyyyysss doing nOthIng *iternal sadness intensifies*
so i can Do something with you when ever *sad aye accompanied my self loathing fingerguns*
we can do ANYTHInG YOU WaNt
consentually *even more pitful finger guns*
you-you wanna go B O W L I N G? ?
No one likes bowling what am i saying.
You-
Ya-
Uh-
Yeet.
YOU WANNA SIT AROUND ALL DAY ON THE COUCH WATCHING A MIX OF HORROR CARTOONS AND DRAMATIC TV SHOWS *law and order svu theme Chong*
IM YOUR NONBINARY POTENTIALLOVEINTREST FOR THE JOB
*fights finger gun urges*
You want.....SEXY TIMES?? *Jazz hands*
Find somebody else.
I can't and I never will.
BUT ILL MAKE YOU FOODS LIKE:
EEGS
CAYK
PANCAYKS
MAC AND CHEESE- have you ever noticed how the abbreviation for macaroni is mac and the abbreviation for macaroni and cheese is also mac?? *x files*
WEEIIIIRRDDD FAAACCTT YOU DDDIDDNT KNOOOW AND DONT CARE TO KNOW????
IM YOUR GUY....GAL? ew no definitely guy or person.
ANYWAYS I AM 16 *finger gun* A smol bean and probably will be alone forever. . .
OK BYYYEEE
