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A.M: WHY NOT, RIGHT?! I FIND THESE HILARIOUS!

CHANDLER: Isn't that because you have no life and stay up til like 2am doing nothing but reading and watching YouTube?

A.M: Heather.

CHANDLER: What?

A.M: Shut up. Anyways, reader, enjoy! I don't know what this was.

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DUKE: I'm soooo sick, kill me.

MAC: I'm sick too, arsehole!

VERONICA: Same, I think you infected me, Duke.

DUKE: I DID NOT! IT WAS PROBABLY YOUR GIRLFRIEND!

VERONICA: Speaking of, where is she?

CHANDLER: could u guys stfu? I'm trying to complain..

DUKE: lmao all of us are sick.

CHANDLER: Huh.

MAC: UGHHHH I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR PROBLEMS, VERONICA!

VERONICA: Mac, u on your period?

MAC:

MAC:

MAC: ...yes.

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DUKE: y is ronnie in our group?

MAC: Idk, I mean I know she did us 1 favour.

DUKE:...

DUKE: yer gay aren't you, chan?

CHAN: nO.

LATER...

RONNIE: Uh-huh, and then they confronted you about our relationship, and?

CHAN: and I said no, y'know, like a liar. (A.M: GET THAT REFERENCE AND I'LL FOLLOW YOU! ;D)

RONNIE: but we know they r dating---

CHAN: I DON'T CARE, THEY R NOT ALLOWED TO KNO!

RONNIE: lol you can't spell.

CHAN: SHUT UP, VERONICA!

RONNIE: lmao no.

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DUKE: HA! I KNEW IT! YOU ARE TOTALLY A DYKE!

CHAN: You can't say much, Duke ;))))

MAC: f U c K-

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MAC: babe get of f a me.

DUKE: fuckin' hisses

CHAN: stop filming, ronnie.

RON: n o.

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DUKE: so u remember r last sleepover?

CHAN: ...

RON: ....

DUKE: ya'll were super loud asf.

MAC: wut were they doing?

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MAC:

MAC:

MAC: oh.

MAC: oH.

MAC: OHHHHHHHH-

CHAN: u ruined her innocence, heather number 3.

DUKE: whoops.

RONNIE: ... i need drain cleaner.

CHAN: NOOOOO!

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RONNIE: Okay, J.D, would you rather kill a Heather, or--

J.D: kill a heather.

RONNIE: I didn't finish--

J.D: kill a heather.

CHAN: ... well shite.

DUKE: i'm sleepin' in the bathroom...

MAC: i'm already in ur bathroom.

DUKE: WHAT THE FACK-

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RAM: 'eeeeyyyy 'ronica.

RONNIE: kicks him in the balls AND STAY DOWN.

MAC: 10 POINTS!

DUKE: y do i love u...

MAC: becuz i'll rip ur head off if u don't :D

DUKE: 

DUKE: bolts out of the house

MAC: aww...

RONNIE: GO GET 'EM GURL!

MAC: bolts after Duke

DUKE: scREAM-

CHAN: how much u wanna bet?

J.D: I bet Mac's gonna come back for the meat cleaver. 20 bucks.

RONNIE: I bet Kurt and Ram's gonna be used as her weapons.

RAM and KURT: free pussy!

CHAN: stfu.

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A.M: Welp, I don't know if you liked that. Requests?

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