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8:30 am
That same Wednesday
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altheacaro: Hi. Yes. Hello Instagram! My dumbass friends and I just dropped our new album, The Cassettes!! You can now download our new music illegally through LimeWire, or you can be a cool™️ kid and listen through our MySpace page (this sentence is obviously a joke. Since LimeWire doesn't exist anymore and because we don't have a MySpace page because who the fuck still has those?—but on the real though, you can totally go download our new music illegally with whatever current file sharing site out there or you can just listen to it for free on Spotify or Apple Music. Or if you're super rich and/or privileged enough, you can totally go buy our album on iTunes or in stores)! So, in honor of our new album dropping (and also bc I wanna fuck up that three photo banner post I was required to post by my label—or A.K.A. VIDA CRAWFORD, bc let's be real Modern Fools will never be signed to a label, we're AJRing up in this bitch—and give everyone who hates when a person fucks up a theme on Instagram a heart attack), here's an old photo of me living my best life and trying to prevent my tit from falling out!

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mfoolsem: Oooh gurl lemme suck dat tiddie 👅

mfoolsem: But also wtf why am I the only one that gets intro trouble with Lisa about posting on Instagram, but when Allie posts some nsfw-ish content with her side boob she doesn't get yelled at

username1: The fact that I know what LimeWire is makes me feel old

corinmagdy: LIMEWIRE?! MYSPACE?! AKFNKADN BITCH

username2: Can we just appreciate the fact that Allie truly does not give a fuck

username3: "and give everyone who hates when a person fucks up a theme on Instagram  a heart attack" THIS PERSON IS ME ALLIE, SO FUCK YOU. I still love you tho.

maxhalim: Ah LimeWire, the good ol' fashioned file sharing site where you played 'Is This the Actual Song or Is This Gonna Be Bill Clinton Talking About His Sexual Relations'

username4: I'm a baby, what's LimeWire???

username5: Wtf is LimeWire

vcrawf: MY LABEL LDSFKNKLAS WELL EXCUSE ME FOR WANTING TO MAKE A COOL THREE PHOTO BANNER POST

altheacaro: @mfoolsem then come over baby 👅

altheacaro: @mfoolsem also Lisa does yell at me, I just never listen lmao

username6: EMORY AND ALLIE ARE BEING GAY ON THEIR MAINS I LOVE

username7: Wait are Em and Allie dating???

username8: I love how Allie only replied back to Em and no one else

altheacaro: Also shoutout to LimeWire for giving mi Abuelita's computer a virus when I tried downloading "Always on Time" by Ja Rule & Ashanti, "All For You" by Janet Jackson, and "Rock the Boat" by Aaliyah when I was kid. Mi Abueltia's beat my ass so hard for that

altheacaro: @corinmagdy ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

altheacaro: @maxhalim "I did not have sexual relations with that woman."

altheacaro: @vcrawf And I love you for being a nerd about that but it was also totally unnecessary

altheacaro: @username8 I reply to all my dumb friends I'm just slow

username9: @username4 @username5 If she doesn't know what LimeWire is, she's too young for you bro!

This was actually not the first chapter I wanted to post but I'm being so slow with writing that original chapter and I really wanted to get this fic started so y'all get this short of a chapter and a little peek on what Allie and the rest of Modern Fools are like! 😊

Also yes, those are all Grouplove songs. So, in this world Grouplove does not exist lmao.

You can actually listen to that "album" bc I made a playlist for it!

You can actually listen to that "album" bc I made a playlist for it!

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https://open.spotify.com/user/rulerofallevil/playlist/3xgbWsYFYDfhoGMfdE6a3V?si=VXGKMVpOQsyQQhdW5O061Q

But yeah that's all I got for you guys!
I hoped you enjoyed!
Joanis 🥀

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