Hey I asked my parents if I can have a chick over, so they got me a chick- en
I asked my sister to got outside and get my hat, so she went outside and got my cat
I asked my dad to please go get the ball out of the road, so she came back with a big toad
My mom told my sister to go get her other sock, but she came back we a giant pecock
I asked my grandma to get me some peanut butter and she came back with can cutter
When I wished on a wish bone out loud i wished for a canned soda, but instead I ham made out baking soda
When my friend got a new baby sister named mary, but when she told my parents they called her carry
I asked my bigger sister if soup, but she thought I said I poop
I went to the store with my mom and I asked to please get a bag of potatoes but she came back with tamatoes
I told my mom that I hate tamatoes, but she thought I potatoes
