"I sneeze a lot soooo...."
*crossing street, almost gets hit by car* "sUcK mY dicK yOu fAt aSs cAr"
Teacher: *in french* "Sit down!"
Him: *stands up*
Teacher: *in french* "SIT DOWN"
Him: "Sorry I was just standing up to sit down heh"
"oooOooOOOooh I waNnA briNg tHe aTtEndanCe!" *giggles and grabs attendance from teacher*
"dOnt fuCk wiTh mE! I have ThE poWer oF gOd and aniMe oN my siDe, AHHH-"
*grabs water bottle and points it* "SHUT UP YOU TINY LITTLE FRESHMAN"
"Is China the capital of Tokyo??"
Him: *dragging chair across room loudly*
Everyone: *staring at him*
Him: "wHat aRe yoU lookiNG aT hUh?!"
"I broke my ankle this summer too hah" *looks down and shoes*