The many names of Benedict Cumberbatch

Benadryl Cabbagepatch
Wimbledon Tennismatch
Bendycat cookiebatch.
Bandicoot Thundersnatch
Buffalo Custardbath
Pengwing Pronunciate
Breadmachine Crackerjack
Cucumber Bandersnatch
Benefit Dumbledore
Bendyourdick Cuminhersnatch
Bendystraw Creamsicle
BenneyBoop CumberBop
Frumious Bandersnatch
Breadmachine Crackerjack
Johnwatsons Husband
Burlington Coatfactory
Benevolent Computerglitch
Bumblebee Baggageclaim
Engelbert Humperdinck
CringlyBuns Fistlebars
Sliptybum Butratra
Bobcat Goldthwait
Brendadirk Cramplescrunch
Bumpercar crumplezone
Bucket Crunderdunder
Battlefield Counterstrike
Peppermint Scoobysnack
Butterdish Crumblescone
Beavermint Cumberbunch
Britishguy Sillyname
Coatcollar Cheekbones
Benny Dickdick
Trampoline Jumponmyback
221B Baker Street
Bendydick Cumonmyback
Bumblebee Federaltax
Britishman Fancyname
Benevolent Carrotcrotch
Bulbasaur Camoflauge
Bandersnatch Cumberbitch
Kindergarten Samplebox
Bendoctor Strangebatch
Bankofamerica Currencyholder
Sherlock Holmes
Cinderblock Brickelbrock
Hubert Cumberdale
Bunsenburner Chemistry
EggsBenedict Complicated
Blended Cucumber
Barbedwire fences
Briggletop Copperhead
Chopped Asparagus
Booptydoop Cooptywhoop
Benecraft Stegosaurus
Spookypower KamarTaj
Wizardman Something
Doctor Strange
Boogeyman Claritin
Beandip Chipotle
Dormammu Cometobargain
Balloon Chernobyl
Breaded Cheese
Obamadict Cumbarack
Bratislava Czechoslovakia
Benedoodle Custardpants
Perpendicular Bisector
ScoobyDoo Whereareyou
Bnedhedgeg cumejdbksbd
Broccoli Cauliflower
Pingwang Documentary
Cantbelieveitsnot Butter
Butterfly Flowerpatch
Blueberry Pumpkinpatch
Batman Cobblepot
Bonafide Chickenstrips
Bodysnatch Cumberbund
Please Scratchmyback
Bndjskdokf Candkfkko
Alan Turing
Johnnycash Cummerbund
Butawhiteboy Cantbekhan
Rumblesack Cumbersome
Beezlebub Talisman
Benjamin Kryptonite
Benedick cucumberfuck
Brandywine cucumberpatch
Butterscotch Bananatoss
Bendherover cumonherback
Bendydick crumplesnatch
Bilbobane charmander
Brimblebrick clustersmash
Brightandsunny California
Bootybook Cronchytonk
Bucket crunderdunder
Drankoldof Scrimplefomp
Banewise cumbersnatch 
Peanutbutter Caddyshank
Basketball candlewax
Buffalo Crumplehorn
Billyray Frumblesnatch
Frickfrack pattywack
Rinkydink Capncrunch
Rumple Stiltskin
Bisquick Cameltoe
Bunnyguy Eastercandy
Bathroombreak Leakyass
Weirdoboy Nameofthee
Badboy Candlestick
KurtCobain Lithium
Blabberbreath Crankystuff
Bendandstretch Cumberwool
Littlelamb Dampoldman
Billiardball Ballsacksnip
Buffalo Clavichord
Boilerdang Collywog
Chilling Horrorfilm
Scrimpaton Sontarone
Bonaparte Moldyspore
Octoborg Morningscorn
Bukkake Curdlemilk
Morkinscon Scongojongle
Bumblebee Candycrush
Stumplerog Hollywood
BBC television
Burgerking Clompyclomp
Skyscraper Silverware
Bulbasaur Upperclass
Boobytrap Banglesnatch
Biblical Concubine
Fragglerock Stinkyrash
Bentobox Crimpysnitch
Johnnycash Copperwire
Whippersnatch Creamsicle
Bendandsnap Cottagecheese
Caramel Crumblescum
Blubberdick Coggleswort
Jerrybob icecreamcone
Danglerack Curdlesnoot
Happybirthday Toyou
Baseballbat Cuckatoo
Wimbledon Snugglesnatch
Netflixand Chill
Brewery Cameltoe
Muffintop Toodlesnoot
Blueberry Cheesecake
Butterfree Covergirl
Beneskfksa Chaiodoflg
Baggllewimp Dampledronk
Boring Countrymusic
Creditcard Bill
Blenderdick Cabbagepatch
Momitsnot Justaphase
Honkytonk Charizard
Honkeytonk Scribblescrabble
Beefyshrimp Frieddumbpling
Rinkydink Crackerjack
Benadryl Bumbersplat
Ihavenolife Whatamidoing
Hufflepuff Dumbledore
Quintersckit Groofledamp
Syphilis Chesterfield
Beetlejuice Crackerjack
BibbityBop Cosbyspeech
Deductionpro Scientificways
Brendondick Uriebatch
Benefit Cyberlatch
Bobdylan Crumplebum
Bandicoot Crashteamracing
Bassdrop Cumberwubwub
Silversurfer Gadgetman
Bestbefore Usebydate
Brandeburg Counterstrike
Derogatory Crocodile
MrStark IDontFeelSoGood
Borderline Chemicalburn
Daffodil Flowerfield
Shoogleflop Bagglenop
Gogglebog Togglebop
Bridgetjones Cutterback
Bridgeto Terebithia
Briskbottle Silvertag
Beleaguered Coodlesrog
Templeton Scrabblebag
Yerawizard Harry
Benedict Cumberbatch

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