"That bitch is dead. Bye bye"
"Do you want me to teach you the process on how a group sacrifice works?" *grabs marker and starts writing on white bored*
Teacher: "What the hell?"
"Sorry for my language but, whAt tHe fUck?"
"I'm not stupid, I'm a mentally retarded hoe, Jesus cHriSt jAsmiNe gEt yOur fActS riGhT"
"What the diddly duck, cock sock, flick flock"
"But if I did have a dick, how long would it be?"
Me: "I bet it would be long"
"That performance was so good I clapped and whistled before we even got there"
"SUcK mY diCk mArThA"
"Go away Richard! Nobody likes you Richard!"