WWHandsome: Oo honey, you better have a baseball because I'll be using a bat
??: That's not what you said last night 😪
WWHandsome: Did I say anything at all last night?
??: Want a picture for clarification?
WWHandsome: Yes please
??:
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I have never met you before in my life...
??: Who tf are you then?
WWHandsome: I'm Worldwide Handsome *blows kiss*
??: Worldwide handsome? For real?
WWHandsome: Speak to me honey bun Do you need a tutor for the subject of pick up lines? Because I'm not the guy you should be asking I'm great at flirting without the pickup line ;)
??: lol cool
WWHandsome: wow enthusiastic much
??: I can't believe this...
WWHandsome: What's wrong sweetheart? Want some shrimp?
??: I like meat, not shrimp
WWHandsome: Well, I gots meat too if ya know what I'm sayinnn' ;3
WWHandsomehas saved this number
He likes mah meats: What is wrong with you?
WWHandsome: Sista, I'm hungry Want some food :3 I cooked it myself
He likes mah meats: Is it meat? Why am I still talking to you?
WWHandsome: Because you can't resist the temptation my thick lips are giving off right now ;)
He likes mah meats: Actually, I can resist it
WWHandsome: HM hmm hmmmmmm Want some steak? I have some here for you ~~ with rice balls and also kimchi and bibimbap OOOO!! AND RAMYEON YEASSSSGHHDBDJS
He likes mah meats has changed this contact's name
He like mah meats: I can actually resist because I'm really unamused rn
Food weirdo: You Are Legit Boring Your straight ass needs some bending ;;;))))))
He likes mah meats: I'm good thanks And who said I was straight?
Food weirdo: *gasps in english* Xbxhbhndjdb HD b youregay ;-;
He likes mah meats: Top daddy like that 😉 Okay that was weird I'm never doing that ever again...
Food weirdo has changed this contact's name
Food weirdo: Oo so you like the name daddy? *wink wonks in english*
Top daddy: *Wink wonks back* This never happened
Food weirdo: You seem to be those one night standers =_= I'm not anybody's one night stand *flips hair in gay*
Top daddy: I never said you were my one night stand
Food weirdo: I better not be B)
Top daddy: Like I'll ever one night stand with you anyway 🙄
Food weirdo: ;-; That hurt A damn lot *cries in australian*
Top daddy: I'm leaving, bye
Food weirdo: Byeee daddy ;)
Top daddy is offline Food weirdo is offline
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Huehuehue hi guys. I've actually never done a texting story IN MY LIFE , even through all my other Wattpad profiles ;-;
So yes, this is my first texting story. I'll try to make the chapters as long as possible. due to the difficulty of typing the way I did, it's gonna be kinda hard. But, I'll do anything for anyone anyway 😐
Don't be a silent reader. I don't normally ask but please vote, comment and share ❤️🐧 Byeee~~ 🌸🐾