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??:
Take it off again? 😉

WWHandsome:
Oo honey, you better have a baseball because I'll be using a bat

??:
That's not what you said last night 😪

WWHandsome:
Did I say anything at all last night?

??:
Want a picture for clarification?

WWHandsome:
Yes please

??:

WWHandsome:

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WWHandsome:

I have never met you before in my life

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I have never met you before in my life...

??:
Who tf are you then?

WWHandsome:
I'm Worldwide Handsome
*blows kiss*

??:
Worldwide handsome? For real?

WWHandsome:
Speak to me honey bun
Do you need a tutor for the subject of pick up lines?
Because I'm not the guy you should be asking
I'm great at flirting without the pickup line ;)


??:
lol cool

WWHandsome:
wow
enthusiastic much

??:
I can't believe this...

WWHandsome:
What's wrong sweetheart?
Want some shrimp?

??:
I like meat, not shrimp

WWHandsome:
Well, I gots meat too if ya know what I'm sayinnn' ;3

WWHandsome has saved this number

He likes mah meats:
What is wrong with you?

WWHandsome:
Sista, I'm hungry
Want some food :3
I cooked it myself


He likes mah meats:
Is it meat?
Why am I still talking to you?


WWHandsome:
Because you can't resist the temptation my thick lips are giving off right now ;)

He likes mah meats:
Actually, I can resist it

WWHandsome:
HM hmm hmmmmmm
Want some steak?
I have some here for you ~~ with rice balls and also kimchi and bibimbap OOOO!! AND RAMYEON YEASSSSGHHDBDJS


He likes mah meats has changed this contact's name

He like mah meats:
I can actually resist because I'm really unamused rn

Food weirdo:
You
Are
Legit
Boring
Your straight ass needs some bending ;;;))))))


He likes mah meats:
I'm good thanks
And who said I was straight?


Food weirdo:
*gasps in english*
Xbxhbhndjdb HD b youregay ;-;


He likes mah meats:
Top daddy like that 😉
Okay that was weird I'm never doing that ever again...


Food weirdo has changed this contact's name

Food weirdo:
Oo so you like the name daddy?
*wink wonks in english*


Top daddy:
*Wink wonks back*
This never happened


Food weirdo:
You seem to be those one night standers =_=
I'm not anybody's one night stand
*flips hair in gay*


Top daddy:
I never said you were my one night stand

Food weirdo:
I better not be B)

Top daddy:
Like I'll ever one night stand with you anyway 🙄

Food weirdo:
;-;
That hurt
A damn lot
*cries in australian*


Top daddy:
I'm leaving, bye

Food weirdo:
Byeee daddy ;)

Top daddy is offline
Food weirdo is offline

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Huehuehue hi guys. I've actually never done a texting story IN MY LIFE , even through all my other Wattpad profiles ;-;

So yes, this is my first texting story. I'll try to make the chapters as long as possible. due to the difficulty of typing the way I did, it's gonna be kinda hard. But, I'll do anything for anyone anyway 😐

Don't be a silent reader. I don't normally ask but please vote, comment and share ❤️🐧
Byeee~~ 🌸🐾

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