Paul and Pat put on their trench coats filled with dildos and vape pens and clocked out of work. They walked to the park as the sun was starting to set.
"Jeez Paul do you really think there will be kids out this late?" Pat asked as they approached the park.
Paul looked over at Pat. "You really think there WON'T be kids? I'm sure that we'll find some."
Pat shook his head and sighed. Once they got close enough to the park, they found a couple kids that seemed as if they were about to leave. Paul inhaled the vapor from his juul before he put it away and walked to the group of kids. There were about 3 of them.
"Hey kids, want some vbucks?" Paul whispered to the kids. "My buddy Pat and I got some. They're over there though."
The kids' faces lit up. "VbUcKs? Of course! Anything for that new fortnite skin" one of the kids said. The 3 kids followed Paul to the other man wearing a trench coat, who was of course Pat.
"Alright kids. Wanna buy some vape pens? We have juuls. Hmm...how about some dildos? Big, small, we got them all." As Pat spoke the kids panicked.
The children became scared and ran away. Paul tried to chase them down but he couldn't get them.
Pat sighed. "No one wants to buy our products. We might as well quit and become strippers."
Paul sat and blinked at Pat. "You just gotta believe in yourself." Paul replied and put his hand on his partner's shoulder.
"...suddenly I'm horny wanna bang in the bushes?" Pat said and Paul grinned.
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