You Must Find Lahea!

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Written by DeeJAY
Translated by Kourtnie McKenzie

Hoomans!
While I'm happy
you've returned to
Feline Society #337,
Greg tells me you did
not acquire Happy Rock.

This will makes things difficult.

We intended
to subdue the lizardmen
of Proxima Centauri B
by countering the soul-crushing hatred emanated by their current leader, Orange Man,

through the uplifting
powers of Happy Rock;
and it also is enchanted
with a powerful compass.

but not all is lost!
We may yet find
another energy source
for happiness, as well
as a strong internal
compass in a kitten.

Therefore,
to save the world
from the lizardmen
of the Babylonian Brotherhood,
we must send you,
hoomans of
Feline Society #337,

to Maui to pick up
your seventh and final
feline guardian:

Lahea Ikaika.

Her tabby prowess,
combined with
us other six cats, myself—DeeJAY the Slayer, Phoebe, the One and Only Bengal, Greg Allman, Fierce Tabby Fighter, Tom the Sophisticated, Buttercup the Sassy, and Philosopher Jones,

will prepare us for
locating and defeating
the lizard-base Orange Man
keeps on the West Coast.

First draft: July 18

Second draft: September 18

Word count: 189

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