I forgot who made this au, but I love it, and like to imagine all the shit that happens.
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Nerris, Nikki, AND Ered when they're all on their period.
Max: Hey, Nikki-
Nikki: Max, sHUT THE FUCK UP!
Nerris: *in the other room eating ice cream, crying*
Harrison: Nerris, what's wrong-
Nerris: GO AWAY
Ered: *banging her head on the wall* This is so uncool.
Everyone:.....We need to hide.
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Preston is afraid of spiders, so when he sees one, he screams so loud that everyone thinks he's dying.
Preston: AAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!
Max:*bursts through the door* What?! What happened?!
*Everyone else comes rushing in to see what happened*
Nikki: I GOT A KNIFE!
Spacekid: And I got a spoon!
Preston: *standing in top of his bed shaking* I saw a spider.
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Ered always breaks shit around the apartment because she does stunts inside, and Max always has to pay for the stuff she breaks.
Ered: Hey, watch this!
Nurf: Ered, no-
Ered: *knocks over three vases, two paintings (by Dolph), and the TV* That was SICK!
Nurf: *shaking his head* Ered, why are you like this?
And Max is just standing in the corner with his wallet that is empty.
Max: God Dammit-
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Max is in the apartment alone, and he starts humming a song, then starts actually singing as he walks around.
Then when everyone gets back, they walk in, and in another room they hear Max singing.
Max: I wanna dance with somebody!
Everyone: I WANNA FEEL THE HEAT WITH SOMEBODY!
Max: AAAAAAHHHHH! GUYS WHAT THE FUCK?!
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Camp Camp One shots and Headcannons!(And incorrect quotes)
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