1: God is a klutz

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×××××'s POV

I woke up to an annoying alarm clock ringing. I groan and get up I get dressed. "Bitch get your ass down here!" Yelled my father.

I rush down the stairs. " yes father? " I ask. He pointed in front of him. I got close and got slapped. "Now go to school. Hope you die on your way home." Dad said.

I left the house and bumped into one of my friends. "Hey Faith." Mila said. I felt someone pat me on the back way too hard so I fell forwards.

" Greg! What the hell!" I yelled at him. "Girl I'm sorry calm down!" Greg yelled. I glare at him and continue to walk to school.

"Watch out!" My friends yelled and a flower pot hit me in the head.Darkness surrounded me. I woke up in a flower field.

"So this heaven. I wasn't expecting to see it until later." I mumbled. A crazy old guy came flying at me. " I am soooo Sorry! " the crazy old coot was bowing down in front of me.

" There is no need to bow. " I said. "So that means you forgive me?" The old man asked. 'so your God huh?' I thought. "Yes I am." God said. " So what was the cause of my death? " I asked.

"I accidentally dropped my favorite flower pot on to earth and it hit you and killed you. Do you want reincarnation or to vanish? " God asked.

"Reincarnation. But I wanna keep all of my memories ." I said. "is that all?" God asked and a magic circle surrounded us.

I wake up and hear someone saying new name was Grace Walker. I try to open my eyes but can't do so. But when I do in see my mom is incredibly beautiful. I'll grow up to be a beauty if I have a mom like this.

"Your Papa is here to see you." Mom said. A man came through the doors and walked over to me with arms wide open.

'So I'm guessing he's my father.' I thought. 'What the hell?!? He looks just like me before I was reincarnated!' I thought in distress.

My father held me close to him. So this is the warmth of a father. Unlike in my past life. Just the thought makes me tear up.

"Hey hey there is no need to cry. Mama and Papa are right here." My mother said. I was brought into a group hug.

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