Bishop: I fcking called it!
Voodoo: It seems like this person doesn't know what happened to all those previous wolves who were persistent in being your mate...
Loxo: Oh yeah, that reminds me... what happened to that she-wolf who was head over paws for you, Rose?
Oh, she left with the other wolves that tried becoming my mate.
Voodoo: ....In other words, Alpha Bloody made them stop existing.
Loxo: Woah, what?!?!
What? Did you think I was kind? Anyways... I have too many ocs to pick so I'll choose between Lemondrop, Loxo, and Voodoo.
Dusk: Lemon seems to be the nicest one and the least annoying.
Silence: She's too nice, Bloods might de-
Bishop: *covers Silence's mouth* Shush.
Might do what, mate?
Silence: *bites Bishop's paw*
Bishop: Ow! You little sht!
Silence: Might destroy her.
I highly doubt it. Anyways, yes, I pick Lemondrop to be my mate. Voodoo is only a great friend while Loxo is an annoying asshole.
Loxo: Hey! Cruel!
Silence: Ooh Voodoo got stuck in the friendzoned!
Dusk: Like you haven't been there before.
Lemondrop: H-huh?! *flustered* Y-you don't really m-mean it, do you?!
Lemondrop calm down... it was just a dare I had no choice, but to do it.
Lemondrop: W-well... it's true I may or may not have had a slight crush on you, b-but.... I don't feel the same a-anymore.
*shrugs* Don't worry about it. No harm about it. I wouldn't be able to return your feelings either way.
Loxo: Awe, because you already have someone in mind?
Silence: No, because they're heartless.
Damn right I am. A cold heartless wolf.
Bishop: No you're not. Just unloving.
Shut up... anyways, there's your dare. Oh and... Lemondrop I mean no harm, but we're not mates. It was just a dare and the dare is now over.
Lemondrop: It's okay, Classy... I understand.
Bishop: Until the next dare.
Silence: What does Bishop mean by "next dare"?
What are you.... I am not. No, fck you. I will NOT! Fck yourself. I won't do it! No! Not that! I will look like a damn play-wolf! *storms off*
Bishop: Loxo can you go get Bloody?
Loxo: I can try! *disappears*
Silence: We haven't even heard the dare yet, how bad can it be?
Lemondrop: Well... at least the tuxedo will go into use?
Loxo: *reappears* I can't find Rose!
Bishop: *sighs* I will go get the tracking device. Thanks for trying, Lox.
Voodoo: Well... *sighs* That's it for this dare. Got any asks or dares? Don't hesitate to comment it down below.
Dusk: Oh, Lemon, since you were the chosen wolf, let's get you a dress or something so you look even more prettier.
Lemondrop: *blushes and covers face* No! I wouldn't be able to! You all are being mean!
Dusk: Sorry Lemon.
Voodoo: You know... we could have Bloody Alpha go on a date. But someone else has to choose who has to be the one going on a date with them since you've been making these yourself, Bishop.
Bishop: Who? Oh wait, Voodoo didn't you have a crush on Bloody?
Voodoo: ...I...uh...well... I got friendzoned.
Bishop: Do you want to be their date then or do you want to have someone else be their date?
Voodoo: Well I-
Loxo: We should let one of our readers choose! Anyone! It doesn't have to be one of us!
Dusk: *appears from the shadows, next to Bloody and looks at them* Should we sign off?
Leave me be, Dusk. Have someone else do that. And leave inkopolis. You're gonna cause a scene if they see you. I just wanna be alone. Tell the others I'll be back once I cool down.
Dusk: You do know that I'm a shadow shi-
Edger... leave me alone.
Dusk: *takes the form of another inklings shadow*
Edger! Get the fck out and join the others! I want to be alone!
Dusk: Okay *Walks away, still in shadow form back to where the others are*
Voodoo: Well...Alpha Bloody isn't gonna come back so...
Loxo: Any dares or asks? Let us know! And someone pick who Rose has to date! We'll be waiting! Bye bye buggies!
Lemondrop: This is why Classy doesn't let him do the outro...tally-ho everyone.
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