Interlude of Dialogue
Greg Bowser Allman: Sup.
Hooman #1: Umm, hello.
Greg: Y'all ready to visit the neighbor who stole Happy Rock from the front yard?
Hooman #A: Why is Greg talking?
Hooman #1: He's been doing that for awhile now.
Hooman #A: For how long?
Hooman #1: At least as long as he's been ripping squirrels in half.
Hooman #A: And you didn't tell me about it?
Hooman #1: I was too busy translating what they were saying onto Wattpad.
Hooman #A: W-what?
Hooman #1: Ohmyskiddies, you know, Wattpad—
Hooman #1 & #A: What, Gregory!?
Greg: Until we finish Meowmaster's Thumb Project, I'm gonna need you to turn the knob.
Hooman #1: We wouldn't have to go on this trip, if you'd just taken Happy Rock back when you saw it in our neighbor's yard—
Hooman #A: We've been over this already!
Hooman #1: I feel unsatisfied...
Greg: Door, hoomans!
Hooman #A and #1 both try to open the door. After a couple knuckle-bumps, the door opens. Greg leads the hoomans of Feline Society #337 down In 'n' Oumanity Avenue, to the shortest, whitest, most weather-worn house on the block.
First draft: July 18
Second draft: September 18
Word count: 206
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Feline Society #337 directs Hooman #1 and Hooman #A on how to save the world from the Babylonian Brotherhood. Currently in-progress story. #5 Conspiracy Theory | October 18 #6 Feline | October 18 #110 Illuminati | November 18 #210 Meow | December 18...