Eyelashes, Cups, and Caution Cones. . . Oh My!!!
by: Fluffybanana3176
Date Published: March 3
A/N: Here's more!!! No joke I'm spiraling right now, last night I read (aka fixed) the Johnston Profile. The Johnston profile!!! Aka the most boring character profile, canon Johnston! (Fanon Johnston is bae!) I'm so into Finn Gunn fandom right now it's scaring me!!
It's not because I love Finn Gunn, and that's what's scaring me, it's because I need something to make me feel settled. So here's more of Eyelashes, Cups, and Caution Cones...Oh My!!!!
To hell with my schedule! It's stressing me out too much.
Cast of characters:
FINN EGON GUNN: a boy who woke up dead, in Hell.
JOHNSTON: Finn's heavenly help for trial one.
GILL: a person missing his eyelashes, may have stolen curtains from a goddess.
MAKOVSKY: A belligerent cop, unwilling to help Finn.
HEL: Norse Goddess of the Underworld.
EIR: An obscure Norse Goddess.
ELLIS RIGBY: An unfortunate joke.
MOM RIGBY: An unfortunate joke's mother.
BABY RIGBY: An unfortunate joke's sibling.
VANESA R SMITH: Finn's Macguffin
WILBORNE: To be Determined
ACT II
SCENE ONE
( FINN EGON GUNN, JOHNSTON, and GILL Enter Gill's old house. Lighting dim, any color except red.)
FINN EGON GUNN
This is your house Gill?
GILL
Yup!
(JOHNSTON gives a loud grown, and fans the air in front of him)
JOHNSTON
How long has it been since you were last here?
GILL
I dunno, how long have I been dead?
FINN EGON GUNN
Phew, it stinks! Did you die in here?
GILL
Possibly.
(JOHNSTON stops walking and FINN EGON GUNN and GILL walk into him.)
FINN EGON GUNN
ouch.
GILL
Watch where you're going!
JOHNSTON (horrified)
Excuse me?! There's possibly a dead body in here?!
Gill
Yeah.
FINN EGON GUNN
What's your problem? We were literally just at a cemetery!
JOHNSTON
Yeah, where the bodies were buried. I don't want to step on some dead guy's face!
GILL (still confused)
. . . it's my dead face.
JOHNSTON
That you don't know how long it's been dead for. It's too dark, I can't see anything!
(JOHNSTON stares hyperventilating)
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