Okay... fine. Better than a date.
Loxo: *bursts out laughing*
*mentally screaming* I meant dare! D-a-r-e, dare! Phone you ignorant little sht fck! Stop autocorrecting the word 'dare' to 'date'!
Lemondrop: Even your phone is trying to get you from being mateless.
Voodoo: *whispers* Well... I-I wouldn't mind being the a-alphas m-mate...
Loxo: *appears next to Voodoo* Didn't you get friendzoned by the alpha themselves?
Voodoo: ...Shut up
Lemondrop: Poor Voodoo. If you want the alpha you have to go through a few others.
What are you three talking about? Whatever... let me just deal with thedate.
....someone please murder me. *picks up Star and walks off into another room*
Dusk: *walks up to Lemondrop* Voodoo, you have a ask.
Lemondrop: I'm not Voodoo...
Dusk: sht, wrong person
Lemondrop: ....I'm a wolf
Voodoo: I'm a raptor, mind you.
Dusk: You knew what I meant. *walks up to Voodoo and hands them ask*
Oh...*looks at tail that's covered in bandages* Yes, it does, but it takes longer since I'm a raptor and larger than the lizards you humans have today. The scientists added some traits lizards nowadays have into me while I was just a little egg. I just have to be careful to not get an infection since it's possible. But yeah, it generates like other lizards!
Bishop: Well that's cool
Lemondrop: I wonder how Classy is doing with Star.
Loxo: Rose is her bodyguard, I think its obvious that they ge- oh... oh, you're not talking about that Star.
Silence: There are too many Stars...
*kicks door open with Star on their head* We're back!
Dusk: *flinches at the sound* ...Welcome back Star and Alpha
Lemondrop: Welcome back you t- WHAT WERE YOU TWO DOING?! YOU'RE BOTH DIRTY!
*Laughs and gives Star a pat* We were roughhousing and I was teaching Star how to hunt!
Loxo: I was beginning to wonder if one of you murdered the other. And I swore Star hated Rose!
They did, but after a little more of a introduction of myself and a backstory we started to get along. We had a little puppy and alpha moment if that makes it more simple.
Voodoo: *jumps a little and walks away from Star* I don't do good with pups...
Heh, alright Star, off you go to your creator. *takes Star off their head and puts them down*
Star: Woof woof! *runs off*
Loxo: Hmmm, I feel like you only got along because no one else was around to see your soft side!
Shut up. I have no soft side. Only my alpha side.
Loxo: But what about when you're with your twin, the other Star, your cringey friend, and-
Here hold this *hands Loxo a splat bomb and walks off*
Loxo: *looks at it* What's th- *gets covered in blue ink* ROSE! THAT WAS REALLY UNCALLED FOR!!!
*comes back* Your face was uncalled for.
Loxo: *gets some ink off their face* Well your life was uncalled for!
Your existence was uncalled for.
Loxo: Your love life was uncalled for!
What love life?
No one can sass me as hard as I sass myself. Anyways, that's it for today. Got any dates or asks in mind for one of us, go ahead and comment it down below.
Loxo: *gets an idea* Yeah! Got any dates out there, go ahead and let us know! You know... a date with a-
*looks up at what they said* ...I meant dares! No dates! Dares! This fcking phone is gonna drive me to the crazy if it keeps autocorrecting dare into date!
Lemondrop: Hehe, but there could be a dare date if someone says.
No! Don't give them ideas! Bye! Tally-ho now, all of you!
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