Puppysitting

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Well...*pets one shadow pup* how bad can this be?

Lemondrop: This will be easy! Look at how adorable they are!

(Several hours later)

*holding shadow pup* So how's everyone go- .....







Voodoo: I forgot to feed the pup so it's chewing on my tail

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Voodoo: I forgot to feed the pup so it's chewing on my tail.... *sniff* I don't wanna be extinct again...

Dusk: *runs up to Classy with shadow pup chasing behind them and clings onto their neck for dear life* It can tear my hoody, but don't let it rip off my blind fold!!!

Loxo: Oh hi Rose! Look at us!

Loxo be careful with the shadow pup

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Loxo be careful with the shadow pup. The pipe will not be able to support your weight.

Loxo: Are you saying that I'm fa- *pipe breaks and lands head first to the ground*

...Yes, that's exactly what I was saying.

Bishop: Get over here with my bandanna you little sht!

Judging by my twins shouting I'm guessing they're doing fine with their pup... *looks over at Bishop*

 *looks over at Bishop*

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They're doing fine. Everyone is fine. I'm fine.

Shadow pup: Woof!

You're right, I'm never fine with these ships going around. Silence, how's your pup doing?

Silence: *playing with shadow pup with a red light* *looks up at Classy and gives a thumbs up*

Great... Lemondrop?

Lemondrop: Over here, Classy! My shadow pup is sleeping! Could you keep the noise down a bit? I don't want him to wake up from the noise.

Yeah su- BOOM

...Okay who did that!?!

Dusk: Sorry! I thought I hit the publish button!

I didn't fcking tell you to hit the publish button! *sighs* I learned something new... You can't trust anyone except Lemondrop and I to babysit. Alright puppos! Off you all go now! Dare is over!

Shadow pups: *stop what they're doing, bark happily, and run off*

Voodoo: Can someone get me some bandages? I think I might lost half of my blood...

...I gotta go feed my other 100 pups, plus my 800 squolves, and two incoherent demons. Tally-ho now.

Dusk: *tugs on Classy's tail and hands them a "Worlds best murderer" mug*

*takes mug and walks away* Bow down for I am thee best murderer out here!

Silence: Cute murderer in the world.

WHAT THE BLOODY FCK I SAY ABOUT CALLING ME CUTE!?!

Loxo: *sits up and laughs* Well I guess that dare is done and gone! If there's anymore dares or asks, go ahead and comment!

Everyone except Classy and Silence: Tally-ho until next time!

I fcking told you not to call me cute! I am feared, intimidating, a bodyguard, and a threat! Stop ruining my reputation!

Voodoo: Bodyguard? But you're an alpha.

Loxo: *nudges Voodoo's shoulder* Rose is a bodyguard to their-

Finish that sentence and you won't be able to finish your life.

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