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seabASS
hold up
hOLD UP
HOLD UP

mackerel
-slightly jealous bc i haven't met
elle yet-
WHAT
IS
IT

mother lizzie
hmm

chrizzie's spawn
it's been five minutes
what is it seabass

seabASS
your middle name is stan?

chrizzie's spawn
um
no?

australian chris
not what your snapchat user says

chrizzie's spawn
doesn't make it my middle name

not andrew
google says otherwise

australian chris
you googled her?

mother lizzie
#telle

chrizzie's spawn
quiet quiet
no need to yell it out to the world
fine
my middle name is stan

not andrew
i saw her snap user
and asked google
and it told me
not a stalker here

seabASS hA
loser

chrizzie's spawn
it's your last name
so hA yourself

seabASS
no i mean, hA because you
share a middle name w thomas

not andrew
nah, my middle name isn't stan
it's stanLEY

mackerel
close enough
shush shush

father evans
wait
your middle name is stan?

chrizzie's spawn
um father
we've discussed this

mother lizzie
cmon evans
keep up

not andrew
smh
you're being a really bad
ship captain

seabASS
he's vice capt
really shows at his lacking

father evans
what is this?
attack chris day

mother lizzie
srry chris

mackerel
wait so we have
stan, stan, and stanley
unoriginal

chrizzie's spawn
seb doesn't count
that's his last name
and tom and i don't share a middle name
he's out too

not andrew
there are many mackerels in the sea
uNORIGINAL

mother lizzie
^looks weird
but would know how to do that

australian chris
wait a minute
when did (the worse) chris and lizzie
become elle's parents

chrizzie's spawn
because
chrizzie are my parents
they cute at

mother lizzie
dunno either hemsworth

not andrew
either way
it's HEMS-WORTH IT
for the gc

chrizzie's spawn
no
just
no

father evans
i'm speechless
that was too horrible

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