Who Killed the Homecoming Queen?

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What the hell is homecoming? Who is coming home? Is there a home involved at all? If yes, which home? I went to an American high school. Did we even have homecoming dances? To be fair, the only dance I ever went to was my senior prom, which could be the subject of its own RMC (Rereading My Childhood), but I think I would have heard about some formal that seems to spring up at random times throughout the school year. Did my school even elect homecoming queens? Who were they? And how are they elected? If she's an elected official, does that actually make her a "queen" is the purest sense of the word or is it more of a relic from a time when the homecoming queen was passed down through a family sent to us from God to rule over homecoming?

R. L. Stine doesn't answer any of these questions, but he did answer the question, "Who killed the homecoming queen?" The answer will be revealed through the following twenty-nine paragraphs (not including excerpts) – one paragraph for each chapter in the book. Let's get to it!

Eva Whelan loves pep rallies, something the two of us don't share

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Eva Whelan loves pep rallies, something the two of us don't share. Besides loving pep rallies, she loves her psychic powers, which are more like Peter Parker's Spidey-senses without the reliability or plot relevance. She also loves her best friend's stepbrother, Jeremy. Oh, and at the end of the first chapter, the aforementioned best friend, Tania Darman, is pushed down the stairs.

Another student named Leslie Gates accidentally bumped into her. Tania considers Leslie her "rival," so Tania skeptical about the perceived accident. They are both vying for homecoming queen to Jason Thompson's homecoming king. During the crowning ceremony, there is a gunshot.

It's just a soda can. I wonder if I wouldn't be so angry if I read this book during its publication year, 1997. A school shooting is a very real and traumatizing thing that happens seemingly every week, so using it as some bullshit cliffhanger for the end of chapter two is distasteful. This isn't Stine's fault, 1997 was a relatively innocent time, years before Columbine and Active Shooter Drills. Still, I still had a strong personal reaction to that fake out. Let's get back to the book. Leslie makes a grand entrance. In the audience, Eva spots Jeremy talking to his friend Keith, who is an amateur filmmaker.

Keith shook his head. "Leslie is desperate to be an actress. She's applying to every acting school in the country. If she's in the video, then she'll have something to show. I'd be doing her the favor."

"Sounds like a good deal for both of you," Jeremy commented. "Is Leslie any good?"

"Sure," Keith replied with a shrug. "But I'd much rather have Tania – especially if she's Homecoming Queen?"

"What does that have to do with anything?" Eva asked. "I mean, what's your video about?"

Keith's eyes glittered again. "It's called Who Killed the Homecoming Queen?"

That's the name of the book! Tania wins homecoming queen and immediately passes out!

It's just her low blood sugar. Gurl, lay off the insulin. Out of view of Tania but in front of Eva, Leslie expresses her anger at Tania's constant winning and calls the new homecoming queen "The Golden Girl of Shadyside High." The girl who is clearly our red herring sees something and gasps!

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