Peter and Shuri had candy

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Peter: hEEEEEYAAAAAAAA

Steve: Tony, what did you give him?

Shuri: rEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Peter: yEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Stephen: Oh god.

Bucky: PETER GET OFF THE CELLING!

Peter: NEVAAAAAH

Bucky: Peter. Now.

Peter: I GOT YOUR PHONE!

Steve: Oh God.

Steve: Peter please give Bucky his phone back-

Bucky changed his name to Mother Buck

Mother Buck: PETER WHAT THE HECK!?!

Steve: LANGUAGE!

Mother Buck changed his name to Bucky

Bucky: Jesus Christ kid.

Steve: TONY ANSWER THE PHONE!

Steve: Tony

Steve: Tony Stark

Steve: TOENAIL ANSWER YOUR PHONE!

Tony: Guys. Please help.

Stephen: Oh god. Tony what did you give these kids?

Tony: Candy. I didn't know it would be like this.

Stephen: PETER PUT SHURI DOWN!

Peter: No. She is my spider friend.

Shuri: yEEET

Bucky: oWWW!

Steve: Shuri. Please don't throw an empty Skittles box at Bucky.

Shuri: YOU'RE NOT MY DAD!

Stephen: Peter.

Stephen: Get down here.

Stephen: Right now.

Peter: Buuuut

Stephen: Peter.

Stephen: Now.

Peter: Okay.

Stephen: Bring Shuri with you.

Peter: Yes sir.

Peter: aGH

Peter:nO LET GO OF ME!

Peter: noOOooO

Peter: GET AWAY FROM MY JACKET POCKETS!

Bucky: Oh my gosh.

Shuri: Go ahead. Search me.

Bucky: oH DEAR GOD

Bucky: HOW MANY CANDY DID TONY GIVE YOU GUYS?

Peter: Ten Skittles boxes. Five gummy worms packets. Eight gummy bears packets. Six M&M boxes. Each.

Steve: EACH!?!

Shuri: Yep.

Bucky: Guys. They are all empty.

Peter: We're about to have another sugar high soon. We took a break then ate the rest.

Stephen: I don't think that's how it works.

Peter: Well I think you're wrong.

Stephen: Don't boss me!

Steve: STEPHEN BRING THEM BACK! YOU CAN'T JUST OPEN A PORTAL AND PUSH THEM INTO IT.

Stephen: Dude. I didn't.

Steve: whaaaat?

Steve: BUCKY LET GO OFME

Bucky: oHmyGoSh hE knEw

Bucky: sTEPHEN GET OFF ME!!!

Stephen: yOU GUYS GOT THE SAME AMOUNT AS THEY DID!?

Stephen: TONY!

Stephen: TONY ANSWER THE PHONE! NOW.

Tony: Yeah?

Stephen: WHERE ARE YOU!?!

Tony: Hiding.

Stephen: Where?

Tony : Behind the counter.

Tony: STEPHEN GET OFF!

Stephen: WHERE'S MY CANDY!?

Tony: In the cabinet.

Stephen: Thank you.

~A few hours has passed~

Bucky: what happened?

Steve: oH MY GOSH THE PLACE LOOKS HORRIBLE!

Sam: gUYS I'M BACK!

Sam: where

Sam: is

Sam: my

Sam: candy?

Steve: We ate it.

Sam: You did what?

Bucky: Ate it. Can't you read?

Peter: Sorrrrrrrrrry

Shuri: iT WAS TONY!

Tony: How did you know about candy?

Sam: Well the place is a wreck and Stephen is covered in candy. He's a sleep with candy boxes covering him. Also all of your tongues are a weird color.

Tony: Alright Sherlock Holmes-

Peter: oh no. Pepper is coming over.

Tony: Crap

Bucky: ^

Steve: ^^

Shuri: ^^^

Stephen: I'M AWAKE.

Stephen: What happened?

~Thirty minutes of cleaning has passed~

Pepper: I'm back.

Tony: Hellllloooooo

Pepper: What happened?

Peter: WHAT!?!

Shuri: hOW DID YOU KNOW?

Pepper: Stephen has gummy worms in his hair.

Tony: stEPHEN

Stephen: Oh no.

Pepper: Also the place looks better than it was when I left so obviously something happened.

Oof. Here's this chapter.

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