What a dad (IronDad)

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IRONDAD CONTENT AHEAD. THIS IS WHAT SOME OF YOU GUYS WERE PROBABLY WAITING FOR!

Tony: Kid please stop sending me pictures of dogs

Peter: But daaaaaad

Clint: OH MY GOSH IS HAPPENED

Sam: oHMYGOSH

Tony: ...

Stephen: I knew it.

Tony: It's okay son.

Natasha: what's going on?

Natasha: OHMYGOSH YES

Peter: Mr. Stark! I didn't mean it!!!

Tony: Peter I said it's okay.

Stephen: tONY CALLED PETER BY HIS FIRST NAME!

Tony: Stephen. Shut upppp

Steve: Tony. Peter. We know you're father and son. You can't hide it.

Peter: We're not father and son.

Bucky: You guys played catch.

Stephen: TONY OH MY GOSH

Stephen: ISWEARYOUGUYSARENERDS

Steve: WHAT HAPPENED!?!

Stephen: Tony just told Peter "Peter I'm your father" like Darth Vader.

Bucky: N E R D S

Peter: Speaking of nerds. Can we get candy?

Tony: KID NO!

Tony: WE ARE NOT GETTING CANDY!

Peter: daaaad please!

Tony: Nope

Shuri: This is so sad. Alexa, play Despacito

Peter: Shuriiii this is not the timeeee

Peter: DAD I WANT CANDDY!

Tony: No

Peter: Yes

Tony: I said no!

Peter: Actually you texted no-

Tony: Don't correct me!

Tony: Don't give me those eyes.

Tony: Fine I'll get you candy.

Thor: TONY THAT'S A MISTAKE!

Tony: Thor don't tell me how to parent

Loki: Spoken like a true soccer mom

Tony: It's okay if the spiderbaby has candy

Peter: I'm fifteen years old not weeks. I'm a teen not a baby.

Tony: Do

Tony: Not

Tony: Correct

Tony: Me

Tony: Young

Stephen: AND BEAUTIFUL

Tony: Stephen. No. As much as we know you like that song. Just no.

Peter: Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb
In the shape of an "L" on her forehead
Well the years start coming and they don't stop coming
Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running
Didn't make sense not to live for fun
Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb
So much to do, so much to see
So what's wrong with taking the back streets?
You'll never know if you don't go
You'll never shine if you don't glow
Hey now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play
Hey now, you're a rock star, get the show on, get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold
It's a cool place and they say it gets colder
You're bundled up now, wait till you get older
But the meteor men beg to differ
Judging by the hole in the satellite picture
The ice we skate is getting pretty thin
The water's getting warm so you might as well swim
My world's on fire, how about yours?
That's the way I like it and I never get bored
Hey now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play
Hey now, you're a rock star, get the show on, get paid
All that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold
Hey now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play
Hey now, you're a rock star, get the show, on get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars
Somebody once asked could I spare some change for gas?
I need to get myself away from this place
I said yep what a concept
I could use a little fuel myself
And we could all use a little change
Well, the years start coming and they don't stop coming
Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running
Didn't make sense not to live for fun
Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb
So much to do, so much to see
So what's wrong with taking the back streets?
You'll never know if you don't go (go!)
You'll never shine if you don't glow
Hey now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play
Hey now, you're a rock star, get the show on, get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold

Tony: WHAT THE HECK PETER?!?

Steve: sO THAT'S WHERE THE KID GETS THE BAD LANGUAGE FROM!

Tony: I texted heck...

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