Roblox

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Tony: kID WHATCHA DOING?

Peter: Playing Roblox

Shuri: oOOF

Natasha: ^

Natasha: She beat me to it!

Clint: My kids play that game. That blocky game.

Bucky: Dude that's Minecraft.

Steve: Yeah. That's not Roblox. I'm offended

Tony: Wait. How do you two oldies know what Roblox and Minecraft is?

Sam: Probably because Roblox is the only place Steve can get a girlfriend.

Shuri: OOOOOOOOF

Bucky: Peter just threw his Ender Dragon plushie at Steve.

Tony: The fact that you know that it is called the Ender Dragon

Bucky: DON'T JUDGE ME!

Peter: It's okay Bucky.

Peter: Mr. Stark is just salty because he can't beat me in a Roblox fight with swords

Thor: OOF

Tony: Kid, stop. Wait. Thor do you even play?

Thor: Obviously. I smash random buttons and it works.

Tony: Well that is how a computer works.

Peter: W R O N G

Stephen: Wong?

Peter: NOOO

Peter: Mr. Stark that's how a keyboard works. Not a computer.

Natasha: oof

Tony: Well the keyboard is connected to the computer.

Peter: Wrong again

Shuri: Oof again

Peter: The keyboard is connected to the monitor. The monitor is connected to the computer. For someone who is so smart with amazing tech. You should know this stuff.

Loki: OOOF BETTER KNEEL

Peter: This is why I make the web formula.

Sam: OOF

Clint: ^

Natasha: ^^

Tony: ...

Tony: Kid. Look out your door frame

Shuri: Oh god.

Peter: MR. STARK

Peter: NO DON'T COME ANY CLOSER WITH THAT FEATHER

Peter: KRSKBES TO IT WE RU HE ETU FGO IT WHOPUSDGJKWRK

Peter: STAHP

Peter: AHHFGUHHHHHDHHGYHKDGGH

Peter: thanks

Tony: Now if anyone else wants to say anything then go ahead.

Steve: No thanks.

Stephen: Tony.

Stephen: Tony. I swear.

Stephen: GO AWAY!

Bruce: Why is Stephen running?

Bruce: Oh never mind. Tony is chasing him.

Stephen: HELP!

Tony: STEPHEN TELL YOUR CLOAK TO LET GO OF ME!

Stephen: nEVEEEER!

Peter: ohmygoshihaveanidea

Scott: Ohdeargod

Tony: pETER!

Tony: DON'T YOU DARE WEB ME TO THE WALL!

Tony: PETER BENJAMIN PARKER!

Shuri: oOF HE USED THE WHOLE NAME!

Tony: UN-WEB ME THIS INSTANT!

Peter: How about no.

Natasha: OooOooOooOooF

Tony: Stephen could you help me?

Stephen: No.

Tony: What!?!

Stephen: I texted "No".

Tony: wAIT GUYS COME BACK!

Steve: They left you and turned the light off. Didn't they?

Tony: Yeah. How did you know?

Bucky: Why is Steve tearing up?

Steve: Let's say it's not my first rodeo.

Peter: LOKI ADD ME AS A FRIEND ON ROBLOX!

Loki: PEEEEETER! I WAS JUST ABOUT TO. CALM DOWN!

Thor: Hey guys I'm trying to play Animal Jam. Could you guys please stop blowing up the phone?

Shuri: Your phone is probably like "OOF THESE PEOPLE ARE QUEENS AND KINGS" then the phone's wig flew off then the wig was like "oof"

Thor: What is that even supposed to mean?

Peter: Nothing Thor. Just nothing.

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